MetaChat - THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD!

HIRING IS SO STRESSFUL- IT'S LIKE DATING 8 PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOU, CHOOSING 1, AND HAVING TO DUMP THE OTHER 7.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 March | 13:59

APPLYING FOR WORK IS SO STRESSFUL, TOO! I JUST FINISHED A HONKIN-BIG-ASS APP AND I DID AN ASSKICKERY ON IT, WOOT. GOOD LUCK FINDING THE BEST PERSON, TPS! REMEMBER THAT IT'S NOT PERSONAL AND THE OTHER 7 WON'T BE OFFENDED! I RESPECT YOUR JUDGMENT AND YOU SHOULD TOO, YOU ARE THE AWESOME!

posted by By the Grace of God 19 March | 14:05

I CHIPPED MY BLOODY FRONT TOOTH! A MOLAR'S ONE THING, BUT MY FRONT TOOTH? IT'S NOT NOTICEABLE, REALLY, BUT IT'S SHARP! BLAST!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY TEETH?? NEXT I'M GONNA BREAK A HIP!

posted by Pips 19 March | 14:06

WELL THANK YOU DEAR! I HOPE THEY WON'T BE TOO HURT. HOPEFULLY THEY REALLY HATED ME AND SECRETLY HOPE I DON'T PICK THEM.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 March | 14:06

I ATE AND DRANK TOO MUCH BAD STUFF ALL WEEKEND AND I'VE HAD AN UPSET STOMACH ALL DAY! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR HAVING A (IN GENERAL) HEALTHY DIET THESE DAYS!! I CAN'T HANDLE BAD FOOD ANYMORE. MAYBE JONMC IS ON TO SOMETHING!!

THE MEETUP LAST NIGHT WAS FUN! IT'S TPS'S JOB TO INFORM YOU ALL WHEN I DIE ON THE TABLE!! (no really, it is).

posted by gaspode 19 March | 14:09

YOU ARE MY MICE AFTER ALL! AND I'M YOURS! BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE WE'LL HAVE TO FULFILL THOSE DUTIES FOR YEARS AND YEARS!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 March | 14:13

MAYBE JONMC IS ON TO SOMETHING!!

OF COURSE I AM!! I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!! THE SOONER YOU ACCEPT THAT, THE BETTER OFF YOU WILL BE!!

posted by jonmc 19 March | 14:19

I TOOK THE DAY OFF OF WORK TO SEND OUT RESUMES AND IT IS EXHAUSTING ME. I AM IN A BAD, BAD MOOD.

ALSO, I MISSED THE NYC MEETUP YESTERDAY AND NOW I'M BUMMED.

posted by amro 19 March | 14:23

WE MISSED YOU, AMRO!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 March | 14:26

ARGH! ARGH! UNEXPECTED HOUSEGUEST HAS SUDDENLY ARRIVED FROM NY! HELP! AND I THINK HE THINKS I LIKE HIM AND I KIND OF DO BUT IN THE INTERVENING SIX WEEKS SINCE I LAST SAW OR TALKED TO HIM OTHER THINGS HAVE, WELL, KIND OF HAPPENED AND MY HEAD IS ALL FULL OF THEM AND I DON'T HAVE ROOM ANYMORE FOR OLD FRIENDS WHO SUDDENLY DECIDE THEY WANT TO COME VISIT ME IN A WHOLE NEW WAY. BESIDES HE DIDN'T CONTACT ME FOR SIX WEEKS SO BAH TO HIM ANYWAY. BESIDES HELP, MY LIFE IS REALLY DYSFUNCTIONAL RIGHT NOW AND EVEN THOUGH I PERSONALLY AM KIND OF GROOVING ALONG WITH THE CHAOS, I THINK IT WILL UPSET HIM. IT WOULD UPSET MOST PEOPLE A BIT. OH LORD. AND I HAVE A SORE THROAT AND I REALLY REALLY JUST WANTED TO GO HOME AND CURL UP IN BED WITH A BOOK.

posted by mygothlaundry 19 March | 14:30

THANKS TPS! NEXT TIME!

posted by amro 19 March | 14:35

I SKIPPED LUNCH BECAUSE I HAD A BIG BREAKFAST EVEN THOUGH I KNOW BETTER. NOW I AM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT MY ARM!! I AM ALSO ON HOLD WITH A CUSTOMER AND REALLY HAVE TO PEE!! *crosses legs*

posted by youngergirl44 19 March | 14:48

TWO OF MY HOUSEMATES HAVE A DEEPLY ANNOYING HABIT OF CLOGGING UP THE TOILET AND THEN LEAVING THE HOUSE, FORCING ME TO DEAL WITH THEIR SHIT. MY FEELINGS TOWARDS THEM HAVE NOW MOVED FROM "THINLY VEILED LOATHING" TO "OUT AND OUT HATRED". I THINK I AM GOING TO GO SHIT ON THEIR PILLOWS JUST TO MAKE A POINT.

posted by cmonkey 19 March | 14:53

UGH, MGL! I HATE HOUSEGUESTS WITH AGENDAS.

I AM AT MY NEW JOB! YAY, JOB! BUT MY KEYBOARD KIND OF SUCKS, AND THE C DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL. I DID FIX THE SPACE BAR EARLIER, THOUGH.

THIS IS NOT A VERY SHOUTY SHOUTY COMMENT!

posted by occhiblu 19 March | 14:54

I AM STILL ON HOLD
MY GOD
WHY DO THEY MAKE ME LISTEN TO SEAL? IT'S ALREADY BEEN AN HOUR, IS THAT NOT ENOUGH?
AT LEAST WENT TO PEE, HOLD LISTENERS BE DAMNED.
i did cover the reciever.

posted by ethylene 19 March | 14:55

YAY, JOB!

THAT IS A PHRASE ONE SO RARELY HEARS!! (ALTHOUGH I HAVE A BREWING PIPEDREAM ABOUT CONTACTING A MINOR CELEBRITY WHO IS RUNNING A BUSINESS/ARTISTIC VENTURE THAT I WAS BORN TO BE INVOLVED AND USING MY ONLINE WRITING AND MUSIC COLLECTING AS A WAY OF SAYING 'YOU NEED TO HAVE ME WORKING FOR YOU!'

BUT THAT'S PROBABLY A DUMB IDEA!)

posted by jonmc 19 March | 14:59

I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE PARTIES THAT FIZZLE OUT AT MIDNIGHT. COME ON PEOPLE, I WANT TO STAY UP DRINKING ~~CHEAP~~ WINE, DANCING STUPID AND TALKING SHIT UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP.

posted by chrismear 19 March | 15:00

CMONKEY, IS THAT SOME KIND OF ELABORATE METAPHOR?

FUN FACT ABOUT SEAL FROM WIKIPEDIA: Seal married German supermodel Heidi Klum May 10, 2005, on a beach in Mexico. Four months later Klum gave birth to their son, Henry Günther Ademola Dustrag Samuel. On November 22, 2006, in Los Angeles, Heidi gave birth to their second son, Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel.

DUSTRAG?

posted by box 19 March | 15:00

MY CALL ENDED AND I WENT TO PEE... AND SOMEHOW SMASHED MY FINGER IN THE BATHROOM STALL DOOR! NOW IT'S THROBBING!!!

posted by youngergirl44 19 March | 15:00

MY CALLED ENDED AND NOW I HAVE TO BE AWAKE IN THE MORNING FOR THE DHL GUY, IF HE SHOWS UP.
IF THE LAPTOP HARDDRIVE ISN'T EVEN IN ANY WAY EASILY REMOVEABLE AND IS FLUSH AND WILL BARELY MOVE AT ALL, IT'S GOT TO BE PROPERLY SEATED, RIGHT? RIGHT?
IF THIS IS SOME STUPID OOPS PROBLEM I WILL BE SO FAR FROM CONTENT.

THAT'S DOOO STRAG TO YOU.
MAYBE.
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT TOSMETHING TO DO WITH POOPING ON PILLOWS FOR A SECOND.

posted by ethylene 19 March | 15:07

THERE IS A PROTEST OUTSIDE! THEY ARE VERY SHOUTY!

posted by occhiblu 19 March | 15:10

JON, THAT IS NOT A DUMB IDEA! DO IT! WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE?

I TOO FEEL HEADACHY AND STOMACHACHY TODAY AND I QUITE SYMPATHIZE WITH MGL'S DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFE! I AM TRYING HARD TO NOT DECIDE I'M A TOTAL SCREWUP! HOW DID IT GET TO BE 4:00 ALREADY? SO LITTLE HAS GOTTEN DONE TODAY AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD MY AFTERNOON COFFEE AND SNITZ* COOKIE!

ALSO, I AM REALLY NOT INTO CUTE ANIMALS MUCH OR YOUTUBE MUCH, BUT THIS VIDEO OF A PIANO PLAYING CAT WHICH MY MOM SENT SAVED MY AFTERNOON! SHE IS AS GOOD AS MANY AN AVANT GARDE JAZZ PLAYER!

*snitz: this cookie my local bakery makes, which is like a chocolate chip cookie but with coconut, walnuts, and lemon zest and ohmylord is it good

posted by Miko 19 March | 15:17

THINGS ARE WILDLY COMPLICATED AND SUDDENLY HAVE REQUIRED LIKE 5 COMPLEX PHONE CALLS INVOLVING LOCATION OF HOUSEGUEST AND PLEASE OH LORD WILL SOMEONE MOP THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND A CHECK THAT NEEDS TO BE GOTTEN FROM THE BANK AND SIGNED AND ME RUNNING AN ERRAND FOR ALL MY FRIENDS. SHEESH. THINGS GET TOO COMPLICATED WAY TOO FAST AROUND HERE. WHY CAN I NOT LEARN THE SIMPLE TWO LETTER WORD NO? ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I'M ABOUT TO SKATE OUT OF WORK LIKE 40 MINUTES EARLY BECAUSE, WELL, FUCK IT.

posted by mygothlaundry 19 March | 15:20

I HAVE THREE WEEKS WORTH OF WORK TO DO BY FRIDAY. WORK IS TOO BUSY FOR ME TO KEEP UP WITH EITHER MY ONLINE OR OFFLINE FRIENDS. MY OFFICEMATES ARE NOT WEB 2.0 COMPATIBLE.

posted by brainwidth 19 March | 15:21

JON, THAT IS NOT A DUMB IDEA! DO IT! WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE?

MY SANITY AND DIGNITY!

(the minor celebrity in question is a guitarist, songwriter, radio show host and consigliere impersonator who hails from your neck of the woods)

posted by jonmc 19 March | 15:29

not making obvious joke not making obvious joke
making phone calls instead--

posted by ethylene 19 March | 15:32

THE ADDAMS FAMILY BEATNIK EPISODE IS ON! IT'S FUNNY AS HELL!! TON OF '60'S JIVE TALK, PLUS UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER TV PARENTS, GOMEZ AND MORTICIA DIG THE COOL CAT!! CRAZY, KITTEN!

posted by jonmc 19 March | 15:41

(the minor celebrity in question is a guitarist, songwriter, radio show host and consigliere impersonator who hails from your neck of the woods)
Oooh, I know who that is! That would be *very* cool.

DAMN MAC BOOK HAS BEEN PLAYING UP FOR WEEKS WITH A SCREEN FLICKER THAT'S WAS INSANELY BAD YESTERDAY. I ARRANGE FOR IT TO GO AWAY AND BE FIXED AND NOW THE DAMN THING IS BEHAVING. I JUST KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO GET A PHONE CALL TOMORROW SAYING THAT THEY CAN'T REPLICATE THE PROBLEM.

I WAS MEANT TO GO OUT RUNNING TONIGHT BUT I'VE TALKED MYSELF OUT OF IT AGAIN. I AM RUBBISH.

posted by TheDonF 19 March | 15:53

FORGETTING PEOPLE'S NAMES IS ONE THING BUT MY DAD's DEMENTIA GETS DANGEROUS WHEN HE FORGETS THAT YOU NEED TO CLEAN THE MOTHERFUCKING LINT FILTER IN THE MOTHERFUCKING DRYER OR HE WILL BURN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND.

posted by stilicho 19 March | 15:56

WELL IF IT'S WHO I THINK IT IS, THEN HE DOES NEED YOU, JON

posted by Miko 19 March | 16:00

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I LIVE WITH A BUNCH OF SLOBS. IF I PULL ONE MORE GREASE-STAINED SHIRT OUT OF THE DRYER I'M GOING TO SCREAM. IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG PHOTOGRAPH BY DEF LEAPORD AGAIN I'M GOING TO COMMIT HARA-KIRI.

I TALKED MYSELF OUT OF EXERCISING. I AM GARBAGE.

JON, DO IT.

posted by LoriFLA 19 March | 16:08

MY MACBOOK IS GOING AWAY TOO. IT HAD A START UP FLICKER AFTER I GOT IT BACK THE LAST TIME BUT IT HASN'T BEEN A PROBLEM. IF I LOSE ALL MUSIC I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN INTO YET IT WILL BE SO SAD. I JUST STARTED TO LISTEN TO THE GUILLEMOTS IN THERE AND SO MUCH MORE...

posted by ethylene 19 March | 16:13

I WANT A BISCUIT

posted by TheDonF 19 March | 16:14

OOO I WANT A BISCUIT, TOO

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 March | 16:33

SERIOUSLY, THE CAT IS CUTE.

posted by Miko 19 March | 16:34

YAY! BISCUITS ALL ROUND!

posted by TheDonF 19 March | 16:43

AND NOW THE MUNSTERS THAT GUEST STARS THE STANDELLS IS ON!! FAR FREAKIN' OUT!!

posted by jonmc 19 March | 16:44

IN MY FIRST DAY OFF IN MONTHS I TRIED TO GO OFF CAFFEINE IN A MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO LIVE BETTER. STUPID STUPID STUPID! NOW I WASTED MY DAY OFF BECAUSE I WASN'T REALLY AWAKE!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID!

posted by typewriter 19 March | 16:56

I HELPED SOME FRIENDS MOVE OUT OF THEIR RIDICULOUSLY BLACK-MOLD-INFESTED HOME ON SATURDAY AND HAVE FELT DECIDEDLY BLECH EVER SINCE! EVEN WITH MASKS ON WE HAD TO RUN OUTSIDE TO COUGH AND HACK AND ALMOST THROW UP EVERY HALF HOUR! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE POST-(AND DURING)-MOVING CELEBRATIONS HANGOVER BUT IT'S JUST NOT GOING AWAY AND I KEEP HACKING AND COUGHING AND SLEEPING A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT! AND THEIR LANDLADY FLATLY DENIES THAT THERE'S A MOLD PROBLEM! HOLY SHIT HOW CAN ANYONE IN ALL CONSCIENCE RENT SUCH A TOXIC PLACE AS A HUMAN HABITATION! IT SHOULD BE BURNED TO THE GROUND AND A HAZMAT TEAM BROUGHT IN TO DISPOSE OF THE ASHES IN A SPACE CAPSULE OR SOMETHING! ALSO, MY FRIENDS LEFT MY PLACE SO CLEAN WHEN THEY WERE HOUSESITTING AND NOW IT'S BACK TO BEING A PIGSTY AND I JUST CAN'T SUMMON UP THE ENERGY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! AT LEAST I'M GETTING LAUNDRY DONE.

ALSO, YES FRIENDS WITH SUDDEN AGENDA CHANGES SUCK! I HAD TO DEAL WITH ONE ON FRIDAY AND FINALLY LEFT HER DRINKING ON THE COUCH AND WENT TO BED AND CLOSED THE DOOR AS A CLEAR 'FOR CHRISSAKES I JUST WANTED TO HANG OUT GET OFF ME ALREADY' MESSAGE, 'CAUSE THERE WAS NO WAY TO SEND HER HOME 'CAUSE HER PLACE IS A 90 MINUTE WALK AWAY EVEN WHEN YOU'RE SOBER WHICH SHE MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT! AT LEAST THE MOVING GROUP SHOWED UP TO PICK US UP IN THE MORNING (SHE WAS STILL DRINKING), SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY KICK HER THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOME! I REALLY LIKE THIS FRIEND BUT WHEN SHE GETS LIKE THIS SHE'S IMPOSSIBLE AND IT'S HARD TO TELL WHICH WAY SHE'S GOING TO GO UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE! AND I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND WHO WANTS TO COME VISIT BUT WON'T RESPECT MY RULE THAT THERE BE NO HARD DRUGS IN MY HOME HERE AND SAYS HE'S GOING TO BRING THEM ANYWAY! I'VE MADE IT CLEAR THAT IF HE DOES SO HE'LL BE TAKEN RIGHT THE FUCK BACK TO THE FERRY, BUT I'M SO MAD THAT HE COULDN'T JUST RESPECT ME ENOUGH TO LEAVE THE SHIT ALONE FOR A LOUSY WEEKEND! WHO THE HELL NEEDS THAT KIND OF CRAP HERE, ANYWAY? IT'S PARADISE, FER CHRISSAKES, AND YOU'RE HERE TO RELAX!

WOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS FEELING SO SHOUTY! THANKS FOR STARTING THE THREAD, SPECKLET! TRY NOT TO GIVE THE WOMAN THE POKE IN THE SNOOT SHE SO RICHLY DESERVES! CALM BLUE OCEAN! CALM BLUE OCEAN!

posted by elizard 19 March | 16:58

I TOLD THE SUPER THREE WEEKS AGO THAT THE HOT WATER WASN'T WORKING PROPERLY IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM AND NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE YET. I ASKED HIM TODAY WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND HE TOLD ME HE LET THE MANAGEMENT COMPANY KNOW, WHICH MEANS NOT A GODDAMN THING WILL BE DONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE NEXT STEPS WILL BE IN GETTING RID OF THESE PEOPLE, SO FAR ALL THAT'S BEEN DONE IS TALK ABOUT "BELLING THE CAT". I'M GETTING THE WALL TO WALL IN THE GUEST BEDROOM (WHICH REEKS OF MICE) AND HALLWAY CLEANED AND THE OTHER CARPETS PICKED UP FRIDAY AND I HAVEN'T MANAGED TO CLEAR THE SPACE IN THE LIVING ROOM, THOUGH I DID VACUUM THE WALL TO WALL.

I DIDN'T SPEND AS MUCH TIME AT THE MEETUP AS I WOULD HAVE LIKED, BUT I'M HAPPY I WAS ABLE TO GET THE BOOK TO GASPODE.

posted by brujita 19 March | 17:30

PIPS, I DID THAT WHEN I BIT ON A FORK 15 YEARS AGO , GET THEE TO A DENTIST PRONTO!

posted by brujita 19 March | 17:32

SHOUTING IS GOOD!

THEDONF DOES NOT GET A BISCUIT! HE KNOWS WHY!

posted by Specklet 19 March | 17:37

WHEN I FINALLY FOUND MY EXTENSIVE BACKUP OF A DESIGN PROJECT I MUST SHOW SOMEONE BY TOMORROW, IT TURNS OUT I BACKED UP EVERY DAMN SKETCH BUT I FORGOT TO BACKUP THE FONT! *BANGING HEAD AGAINST KEYBOARD REPEATEDLY*

posted by dabitch 19 March | 17:41

NOW IT'S THE SIMPSONS WHERE KRUSTY GETS ELECTED TO KONGRESS!! IF KRUSTY RAN FOR PRESIDENT, I BELIEVE I'D CHOOSE HIM OVER ANY OF THE CURRENT CANDIDATES!! MOE, BARNEY, LENNY AND KARL, TOO. BUT NOT RALPHIE. HE DID A LOUSY JOB AS VICE PRESIDENT UNDER BUSH I!!

posted by jonmc 19 March | 17:50

I HAVE BEEN DENIED.

posted by TheDonF 19 March | 18:02

YOU'RE RALPHIE WIGGUM, DON?

posted by jonmc 19 March | 18:05

I LOVE NORA THE PIANO PLAYING CAT!

JONMC, YOU HAD BETTER FOLLOW UP ON YOUR IDEA!!

I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF BISCUITS (Chewy Chunks Ahoy)!!!

posted by deborah 19 March | 18:42

KILL ME NOW. I HAVE UNISTALLED AND REINSTALLED FIREFOX A DOZEN TIMES AND I CANNOT GET IT TO WORK. I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING! ALL I GET IS A WHITE SCREEN WITH A DIABLED TOOLBAR. KILL ME PLEASE.

posted by LoriFLA 19 March | 18:42

YOU'RE RALPHIE WIGGUM, DON?

NO, SPECKLET DENIED ME A BISCUIT. DEBORAH ISN'T HELPING MATTERS.

posted by TheDonF 19 March | 18:47

ALL I GET IS A WHITE SCREEN WITH A DIABLED TOOLBAR.

IT'S OBVIOUSLY POSSESSED!

posted by occhiblu 19 March | 18:50

LOL. OBVIOUSLY! THAT'S WHY I KEEP DEMANDING THAT SOMEONE KILL ME.

posted by LoriFLA 19 March | 18:53

When you uninstall, make sure you delete your profile too. Most Firefox problems seem to be linked to something in the profile. Make sure to back up your bookmarks first, though, if it's important to you to keep them.

posted by box 19 March | 18:54

I CAN'T SPELL OR USE FIREFOX. WHY AM I STILL ALIVE. I AM BUYING AN APPLE. MONEY IS NO OBJECT AT THIS POINT.

posted by LoriFLA 19 March | 18:55

I HAVE STILL NOT MADE THE BUNNIES I PROMISED TO MAKE!!! BUT I DID HAVE SOME CAFFEINE AND NOW I WILL DO SOME WORK STARTING AT EXACTLY 8PM!!!!!

posted by typewriter 19 March | 18:56

I CAN'T PUNCTUATE EITHER.

Thanks box. I will try that.

posted by LoriFLA 19 March | 18:57

CRAP! APPARENTLY IT'S MEFISWAP TIME AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT. I NEED TO GET SOMETHING ORGANISED SOMEWHAT RAPIDLY. I'VE NEVER FORGOTTEN BEFORE. I AM BAD.

posted by TheDonF 19 March | 19:06

I'M SO TIRED AND YET WORKING FROM HOME IN THE EVENINGS ALL WEEK UNTIL MY SERVICE IS UP!!!

posted by safetyfork 19 March | 19:09

DON'T WORRY, THEDONF, THE SWAPSETS HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ANNOUNCED YET. I THINK THE SCHEDULE IS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND.

posted by chrismear 19 March | 19:26

DIABLO IS STILL HERE. I THOUGHT FIREFOX HAD COME BACK TO ME, NO SUCH LUCK. THE TOOLBAR IS STILL GRAYED OUT. THE INSANITY! I WILL GET IT TO WORK IF IT KILLS ME.

THEDONF, HAVE YOU HAD A COOKIE YET? MY SISTER BROUGHT OVER HOMEMADE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE AND I HAD NONE. NONE!

posted by LoriFLA 19 March | 20:07

IT'S FIXED! CLICK HERE.

posted by LoriFLA 19 March | 20:49

I TOTALLY BORKED MY SHOUTY MUSIC POST AND NOW IT'S FIXED KINDA BUT IT TOOK SO LONG IT'S SORT OF LOST ITS NEWNESS! ALSO MY BOSS JUST DROPPED IN (I hate drop-ins) ALLEGEDLY TO SEE HOW I'M DOING, BUT JUDGING BY WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED HE JUST CAME TO TELL ME THAT I LOOK LIKE CRAP, MY PLACE LOOKS LIKE CRAP, THE JOB SITE WE JUST FINISHED WAS A MESS AND IT WAS CLEARLY MY FAULT BECAUSE HE NEVER MAKES MISTAKES EVEN THOUGH MOST OF THE MESS WAS FROM AREAS OR WORK THAT HE HAD DONE. ALSO, ALL WOMEN THINK ALIKE. AND THEN THAT I'M NO FUN BECAUSE I TOLD HIM IF HE JUST CAME OVER TO HEAP ABUSE ON ME AND ARGUE BLANKET STATEMENTS ABOUT THE SEXES I REALLY WASN'T IN THE MOOD.

YAY FOR LORIFLA'S FIXED FIREFOX, THOUGH! AND THEDONF, I HAVE SOME GINGER SNAPS AND HOBNOBS THAT YOU'RE WELCOME TO!

posted by elizard 19 March | 21:04

ELIZARD, YOUR BOSS SOUNDS LIKE A REAL PEACH. AND BOO TO GUESTS THAT BRING HARD DRUGS! : )

posted by LoriFLA 19 March | 21:10

OUCH! CHIPPING TEETH IS NO DAMN FUN AT ALL! GET THEE TO A DENTIST!

JON, DON'T SAY "NO" TO YOURSELF AND YOUR PROPOSAL! THAT'S THE MINOR CELEBRITY'S JOB! I THINK I KNOW WHO THIS IS TOO AND I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD BE A GREAT MATCH!

posted by jason's_planet 19 March | 22:26

RIGHT: SPECKLET'S GOING TO BE ASLEEP NOW, SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO SLIDE ME BISCUITS, COOKIES OR WHATEVER, NOW'S THE TIME. SHHHHH!

posted by TheDonF 20 March | 07:17

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOUNG MAN! NO ONE'S GIVING YOU ANY BISCUITS!

posted by Specklet 20 March | 11:29

GO LONG, THEDONF!!!!

*throws two biscuits (hopefully) over Specklet's head*

posted by redvixen 20 March | 15:05

DON'T FUCKING PARROT ME!

posted by brujita 20 March | 23:26

FUCK! I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I SHOULD STAY IN MY CURRENT POSITION AT WORK AND GET MARRIED IN 2008 - OR - LEAVE MY JOB, POSTPONE MY WEDDING FOR A YEAR, AND TEACH IN JAPAN! I CAN'T STAND THE DAMNED UNCERTAINTY!

posted by santojulieta 22 March | 14:51

TEACHING IN JAPAN IS A BLAST!

posted by Hugh Janus 22 March | 16:07

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