He said he was back
He told you what he thought you wanted to hear
But it was an act
No one's gonna sing the news in your ear

Oh, he's got some pretty ditty
About some chick in another city
Who's sorting hats
Well how about that

He's doing contests and comic strips
Singing other songs and making quips
but you?
You and the promise he made?
He's writing short reviews and making time
on other sites even though he's rhymed
for two
While hoping they don't recall
the money that's all been paid

He said he was back
He told you what he thought you wanted to hear
But it was an act
No one's gonna sing the news in your ear

You gotta read the writing
You gotta read the writing
You gotta read the writing
on the wall.