Say it with chocolate: in this case, it's a charming heart shaped box containing chocolate... that happens to look exactly like poo.→[More:] What would you do if given the poo? Would you eat the poo? Would you give the poo? Mind you, it is a delicious premium dessert.
Is this the greatest holiday gift idea ever or maybe not so much?
The gift of poo can say so much, like "i believe you, too, have a strange sense of humor and a love of chocolate."

So maybe you should excuse me, i've been making these incredibly great cookies lately and in debates at to whether it is still a cookie if you have to eat it with a fork because it happens to be in the form of a large cake, and making pizza dough which has the same problem as the cookie in that you want to keep eating it.
Besides that, i spent the day answering every question with "scodykissedpaulweller" just because. No one was going to know what a scody was or even ask about robocop, so it mostly went:
"How are you today?"
"Scodykissedpaulweller."
"Huh?"
"Fine, and you?"
and
"Cold enough for ya?"
"Scodykissedpaulweller."
"What?"
"Yep. Cold."