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They won't let me on Jeopardy. They say my winnings would bankrupt several nations and severely alter the balance of global economics.
Which they don't have any real problem with, frankly. But they did have a problem with my refusal to sign a statement saying that I would enjoy my winnings like every other normal person who bought a huge house, dozens of giant TVs and a boat and that I would not purchase Bechtel, Halliburton and the Carlyle Group and dismantle them, burying them forever in a sealed salt mine deep beneath the frozen wastes of the Siberian tundra.
I mean, what else is the point of going on Jeopardy and totally pwning them?