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25 January 2007

Hundreds of chickens scared to death by a 4-year-old kid. [More:] A court ruled the boy's screaming was "the only unexpected abnormal sound" and that 443 chickens trampled each other to death in fear.
You really should check this one out -- if for nothing else, then the headline.
posted by Daniel Charms 25 January | 08:57
One of the surviving chickens was quoted as saying "It was like a Who concert in there."
posted by danostuporstar 25 January | 09:06
dano, that made my day. Heh heh!!
posted by BoringPostcards 25 January | 09:51
I wonder if they had little Hell's Angels Security Guard Chickens, who tried in vain to keep everyone from rushing the stage.
posted by iconomy 25 January | 09:58
Hey, that reminds me, last time I was on tour I was kept up by a couple of chicks banging on my door all night long. I finally had to get up to let them out.






[Ok, lame, but I got it off a Country Gentlemen live CD. If a bluegrass band thinks it was a joke worth telling, well...., uh, well...actually, I guess that pretty much should have been warning enough not to tell it.]
posted by omiewise 25 January | 10:03
This reminds me of the Simpsons scene where Grandpa Simpson wonders why his cows on the old family farm only gave sour milk, accompanied by a prepubescent Homer running around the barn screaming "Stupd cows!"
posted by tr33hggr 25 January | 11:02
Okay. But did he eat their eyeballs?

Sorry. Anyway. OmieWise, I enjoyed both jokes.
posted by Miko 25 January | 11:19
He probably acted out the chicken version of "War of the Worlds".
posted by Daniel Charms 25 January | 12:11
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