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04 January 2007

I am naked and covered in paint. →[More:]It's nothing erotic. I just can't ruin the few clothes I have left that fit. Therefore, I'm forced to paint the kid's room naked.

Just thought you all would want to know.

post by: jrossi4r at: 16:56 | 35 comments

This is the obligatory - this thread is worthless without photos - comment.

posted by getoffmylawn 04 January | 16:57

This thread is, you know, without, well, yes. You know where I'm going with this.

The pix. That's the thing, see.

posted by cortex 04 January | 16:58

goddammit

posted by cortex 04 January | 16:58

I just thought of a Photo Friday theme. I'm not telling you what it is, but it has something to do with the topic of this thread.

posted by agropyron 04 January | 17:01

At least make an impression of part of your painted body on paper, then take of pic of that.

It's the least you can do, since you brought it up.

posted by danf 04 January | 17:04

This thread is, you know, without, well, yes. You know where I'm going with this.

The pix. That's the thing, see.

You know what they say, that a picture is worth a thousand words? Your comment only had like 21 words in it. This is only worth, say, a picture of her left pinkie finger.

posted by Daniel Charms 04 January | 17:11

In other words, it wouldn't be fair trade.

posted by Daniel Charms 04 January | 17:12

I am fully clothed and unadorned.

posted by Capn 04 January | 17:12

FYI, there is pregnant pr0n. Just don't assume. Never.

That, or TUMS. You know.

posted by carmina 04 January | 17:12

Never change, Jrossi. Never change...

posted by Lipstick Thespian 04 January | 17:14

I bet if I did a profile impression it would look just like the one in the beginning of Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

Also, I suspect the Capn is lying.

posted by jrossi4r 04 January | 17:14

Just for the record, that is perhaps the hottest FPP title ever. It did kind of go a little differently on the "more inside" and all, but still. Wow.

posted by richat 04 January | 17:18

Mmm preeeety pregnant naked lady with paint speckles...

posted by Specklet 04 January | 17:20

mmmmmm specklet covered with naked pregnant paint speckles...

(hee)

posted by richat 04 January | 17:23

Have you done yourself up with war paint yet? Because that would be awesome!

I wish I could be naked and covered in paint right now but I think my employers would get upset with the mess and nudity (I think we have a client in the office today too!).

posted by fenriq 04 January | 17:31

Heh, now's the time for your ma-in-law to pay a surprise visit.

posted by essexjan 04 January | 17:33

Just don't get it in your hair. Removal is painful, even if it's latex.

posted by chewatadistance 04 January | 17:53

Especially, you know, THAT hair.

posted by disclaimer 04 January | 18:04

I bet your house is a lot warmer than mine.

posted by pieisexactlythree 04 January | 18:36

This thread is inspiring. or something.

posted by jonmc 04 January | 18:41

That's not a good way to color your betty.

posted by qvantamon 04 January | 19:10

Heh, qv.

I've done this. Very practical. But I didn't think pregnant ladies should be breathing paint fumes.

(And, yes, any and all updates re your state of dress, undress or paintedness are appreciated.)

posted by danostuporstar 04 January | 19:30

how do you digg a thread up?

;)

posted by freudianslipper 04 January | 19:35

with a shovvel?

posted by taz 04 January | 19:56

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Doohickie 04 January | 20:21

Especially, you know, THAT hair.

From what I've been forced to observe on the net, it's now acceptable to rid onesself of that worry in either the short term or the medium long term.

posted by Mitheral 04 January | 20:48

I've done this. Very practical.

Why does this not surprise me?

The sad thing is, my betty could be striped like Pepe Le Pew on the make and I would not know. I haven't seen it in months.

posted by jrossi4r 04 January | 20:55

Huh? I'm sorry, you lost me after "paint". I must've drifted off somewhere.

posted by Eideteker 04 January | 20:56

jrossi4r, I have been remiss in not saying this before: I think I love you. In a platonic way, but still.

posted by elizard 04 January | 22:19

You know that laughing thing? Where I scare the cats? Yeah, that. It's happening right now.

posted by deborah 04 January | 22:53

I bet jrossi4r is the prettiest incubator ever.

posted by muddgirl 04 January | 22:56

If you are, in fact, covered with paint, surely you can't also be naked?

posted by dg 04 January | 23:07

I actually came here expecting art. It wouldn't be the first time that someone informed me (online, on phone or, err, showing up at my door in person) that they were naked and covered in paint.

So, not only did I not get any pics out of this thread, I was actually exposed to the horrors of real work. Gods, a tradecraft even. I think I'm going to be sick. Quick, someone get me to the nearest MOMA, I need some Klien Blue!

twajs!

posted by loquacious 04 January | 23:40

Naked except for paint at your door! loquacious lives a much more interesting life than me *sob*

posted by Mitheral 05 January | 01:51

I love the mental picture I'm getting! Jrossi, you crack me up.

posted by redvixen 05 January | 20:37

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