cumberbund OMG I'm marrying the most wonderful woman ever tomorrow. As such, I decided to try on the tux (white dinner jacket - think Bogart in Casablanca meets Bond in Casino Royale - very spiffy) I bought in November, just to make sure the holiday nog 'n' grog didn't cause it to shrink.
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I pulled the $50 cumberbund out of its box only to find, that the straps that hold it around my waist are made of ballistic nylon and are secured by a plastic clasp that isn't fit to tie my sleeping bag to my pack.
sigh
What price elegance?
That said, is that a weed pipe at the base to the bunny's scythe?
Happiest of New Years, bunnies.