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27 November 2006

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]

FUCK! I AM PMS-ING LIKE HELL AND AM VERY SAD AND MAD IN GENERAL! SPECIFICALLY: MY EX FOUND A NEW GIRL TO FUCK AND THIS WAS VERY UPSETTING, BUT THE MOST UPSETTING THING WAS THE FACT THAT I WAS UPSET! WTF! WHY DO I EVEN CARE ANYMORE? ALSO, I FEEL FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE AND THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE GLIDERS AND I COULDN'T SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT AND MY EYES ARE BURNY FROM CRYING! AND I'M REALLY TIRED OF THIS BLOODY FUCKING WAR AND PEOPLE COMING BACK WITH "NEARLY ALL THEIR LIMBS."

FUCK.
post by: Specklet at: 12:40 | 69 comments
FUCK (IN THE NON-SEXUAL WAY) YOUR FUCKING EX, BABY. AND DON'T BEAT YERSELF UP: PEOPLE GET UPSET OVER THE NEXT-IN-LINE INCIDENTS INVOLVING THEIR SHITTY EXES ALL THE DAMN TIME. IT'S HUMAN GODDAM NATURE.

AND YOU ARE SO NOT FAT, JESUS.

UNRELATED: GODDAM FOUR-DAY WEEKENDS THAT DON'T FEEL LIKE FOUR-DAY WEEKENDS. I HATE IT. MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I BLEW MY BIG CHANCE.
posted by cortex 27 November | 12:43
SPECKLET YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. EVERY TIME I SEE A PICTURE OF YOU I WISH I LOOKED LIKE YOU.
posted by essexjan 27 November | 12:50
WHAT, EXACTLY, IS A 'NEXT-IN-LINE INCIDENT?'

I'M JUST CURIOUS!!
posted by jonmc 27 November | 12:53
MY EX FOUND A NEW GIRL TO FUCK

Yes, but is she as cool as you are? I don't think so!

WHO GIVES A SHIT WHO THEY FUCK?! THEY DO NOT FUCK US. THAT SHOULD BE THEIR PROBLEM. NOT OURS.

That, and you are not fat. You feel fat because you are PMSing. Jeez!
posted by carmina 27 November | 12:54
*rereads post*

DISREGARD PREVIOUS COMMENT! I AM A RETARD!
posted by jonmc 27 November | 12:54
NO, I AM FAT AND REALLY OUT OF SHAPE! THE ONLY REASON THAT YOU CAN'T TELL I'M ALL PUDGY IS BECAUSE I HAVE TINY BIRD-BONES ON WHICH THE PUDGE HANGS, ALLOWING ME TO FIT INTO A SIZE FOUR, ALBEIT LUMPILY. I HAVE A DOUBLE ROLL TO MY STOMACH, YES I DO.

BUT THANK YOU, DEAR JAN. THANK YOU.
posted by Specklet 27 November | 12:58
EVERYONE I OWN SMELLS LIKE DOG. IT'S PART OF BEING A PET OWNER, UNFORTUNATELY.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 November | 13:06
AND EXACTLY HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU OWN, TEEPS?
posted by Specklet 27 November | 13:07
PEOPLE? MILLIONS. BWA HA HA.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 November | 13:09
PINK LIES!! MOST OF HER PEOPLE ARE RENTED!!!
posted by jonmc 27 November | 13:10
OWNERSHIP'S A BITCH

GOOD GOOGLY MOOGILIES I HAVE A HEADACHE NOW AND I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO MOAN ABOUT. SOMETHING ABOUT A PITCHFORK AND A SHOVEL.
I HAVE TO RUN AWAY FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 13:11
YOU ARE HOTTER THAN COCK SAUCE SPECKLET AND YOUR DUMB EX IS ONLY BANGING THAT OTHER CHICK BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT HE HAS TO SETTLE FOR LESS THAN YOU BECAUSE HE IS NOT WORTHY OF THE GLORY.
posted by sciurus 27 November | 13:13
SPECKLET MY LEFT LEG IS A SIZE FOUR ALL BY ITSELF. AND I AM SO OUT OF SHAPE THAT, WELL, YOU COULD SLAP MY ARSE AND RIDE THE WAVES.

I CANNOT STOP EATING NASTY STARCHY CARBS AND I FEEL LIKE I AM 100% BELLY.
posted by essexjan 27 November | 13:14
I'M A LUMPY SIZE 6, SPECKLET! I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND! IT SUCKS BECAUSE NO ONE LETS YOU PARTICIPATE IN "I'M FAT" BITCH SESSIONS.
AND YOU ARE HOT. THE END.
posted by karim satasha 27 November | 13:19
I FEEL LUMPY AFTER SKIPPING THE GYM LAST WEEK (I ONLY WENT ONCE FOR PILATES), SO I'M GONNA TRY EXTRA HARD TO MAKE IT THIS WEEK!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 November | 13:20
I KNOW WHEN I MET MY EX'S NEW BOYTHING A YEAR AFTER WE BROKE UP I WAS BOTHERED BECAUSE SHE HAD MOVED ON AND I HADN'T. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT APPLIES HERE OR NOT. i still haven't moved on. stupid portland.

TELLING SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY ISN'T FAT BUT THINKS THAT THEY ARE GOES ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE, SO I'LL JUST POINT OUT THAT PUDGE IS HOT.
posted by cmonkey 27 November | 13:21
SO I'LL JUST POINT OUT THAT PUDGE IS HOT.

(cmonkey has a thing for Red Sox catchers. Who'da thunk?)
posted by jonmc 27 November | 13:23
I AM LUMPY AND A MAN SO YOU CHICKS HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SERIOUSLY FOR REALS.

CMONKEY, IF YOU'RE IN THE MARKET FOR A HIGH-MAINT 30-SOMETHING INSANE SINGLE MOM, MY SISTER IS KIND OF HOT.
posted by cortex 27 November | 13:26
I AM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO PASS, CORTEX. I HAVE NEVER DATED A HIGH-MAINTENANCE MOTHER IN MY LIFE AND I DON'T THINK I WANT TO START NOW (LEMME KNOW IF YOU KNOW ANY OTHER INSANE 30-SOMETHINGS, THOUGH).

CARLTON FISK DOES NOT LOOK VERY PUDGY.
posted by cmonkey 27 November | 13:39
WHAT ABOUT THE LEETLE GIRL

HOW MUCH FOR THE LEETLE GIRL
posted by cortex 27 November | 13:42
THIS PUDGE IS A BIT PUDGIER.
posted by JanetLand 27 November | 13:43
GOOD LORD, ALL OF US ME-FEMMES SEEM TO BE ON THE SAME CYCLE! I TOO HAVE CRAMPS AND THAT DIZZY HORMONAL FEELING OF SADNESS, ALSO I STAYED UP TOO LATE READING AND I'M REALLY TIRED AND CRANKY AND I JUST SAW MYSELF IN A FULL LENGTH WINDOW REFLECTION AND REALIZED THAT I COULD LOOK FINE BY THE END OF THE DAY IF I JUST BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES, LOST 30 POUNDS AND GOT 10 HOURS OF SLEEP & MY EYEBROWS DONE. SO I WENT OUT AT LUNCH AND BOUGHT A HAIRBRUSH. YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN.

AND AS FOR THE EX THING, HONEY, I STILL GET UPSET WHEN MEN I DON'T EVEN LIKE WHO I DATED LIKE 15 YEARS AGO GET NEW GIRLFRIENDS OR GOD FORBID GET MARRIED. THE ONLY THING IS SOMETIMES THEIR NEW GIRLFRIENDS ARE REALLY NICE, ACTUALLY NICER THAN THEY ARE AND THEN WHEN THEY BREAK UP YOU HAVE A NEW FRIEND WHO CAN BITCH WITH YOU ABOUT THEM. DO NOT KNOCK THIS POSSIBILITY.
posted by mygothlaundry 27 November | 13:44
CARLTON FISK DOES NOT LOOK VERY PUDGY.

HE GOT BIGGER AS HE GOT OLDER. BUT HIS NICKNAME WAS 'PUDGE,' THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER. JUST COULDN'T RESIST.
posted by jonmc 27 November | 13:49
"Ze lEEtle guRl es Not for Sale but ve DO have eh vah-Riot-Tee auf peoples who's geniTals are hidden frrum view by aProns of human fleSH."
posted by ethylene 27 November | 13:52
DO NOT BLAME ME! ZAT ESS WAT THEY ARE CALLED!
HUMP AND DEWLAP!
posted by ethylene 27 November | 13:54
OH YEA, IN TERMS OF THE EX THING, IT SUCKS WHEN THEY START DATING SOMEONE NEW, ESPECIALLY IF YOU YOURSELF ARE SINGLE, BECAUSE THEN IT'S LIKE YOU LOST. THIS IS ONE REASON IT'S GOOD TO DATE GUYS WHO LATER COME OUT AS GAY- YOU FEEL LIKE LESS OF A LOSER WHEN THEY DATE OTHER PEOPLE.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 November | 13:54
DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FAT AROUND THE WOMAN WHO CAN NO LONGER SEE HER FEET AND THEREFORE CAN ONLY WEAR SLIP-ON SHOES!

And I recently found out my high school boyfriend was getting married and even THAT hurt a pinch, so you're totally allowed to be sad.
posted by jrossi4r 27 November | 14:01
NO WHAT SUCKS IS WHEN YOUR EX DESCRIBES THEIR NEW LOVERS AS FRIENDS, AND THOSE FRIENDS ALWAYS SEEM TO CALL INCESSANTLY WHILE YOU ARE HAVING DINNER DECIDING HOW TO BEST GO ABOUT DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS, AND YOUR EX ANSWERS HER PHONE IN THE SAME LOVERS TONE OF VOICE SHE USED TO USE WITH YOU WHEN YOU CALLED INCESSANTLY.

I HATE EXES AND THEIR BOYFRIENDS!
posted by Lipstick Thespian 27 November | 14:03
HUGS TO EVERYONE WHO FEELS LIKE CRAP TODAY. I AM OK BUT I HOPE IT DOESN'T SNOW SO I CAN GO TO CLASS TONIGHT.
posted by matildaben 27 November | 14:05
AH 'AVE NOW DISMISSED TWO TASKS AH 'AD PLANNED TO DO TODAY.
AH THEENK EET WI-ZAIR FOR PEOPLES TO, AS YOU SAY, BLOW SOMESING AUF TODAY AS IT MIGHT BE FOR ZAH BEST.

BREATHE.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 14:05
I JUST SAW MYSELF IN A FULL LENGTH WINDOW REFLECTION AND REALIZED THAT I COULD LOOK FINE BY THE END OF THE DAY IF I JUST BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES, LOST 30 POUNDS AND GOT 10 HOURS OF SLEEP & MY EYEBROWS DONE. SO I WENT OUT AT LUNCH AND BOUGHT A HAIRBRUSH. YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN.

YES! EXACTLY. EXACTLY.

THIS MADE ME BOTH LAUGH AND CRY.

MAYBE ON MY LUNCH BREAK I'LL GO ASK OUT THAT SUPER-HOT CHECKOUT GUY AT WHOLE FOODS. I NEED A MAN BAND-AID. A MANDAID.
posted by Specklet 27 November | 14:06
I WENT TO THE CAT POWER SHOW LAST NIGHT, AND SHE ANNOUNCED THAT HER SOUND GUY HAS SUGAR GLIDERS, SO I THOUGHT OF SPECKLET.

I suppose that's not really shout-worthy, nor even necessarily relevant, but it seemed weird to post it as its own thread, so I'm putting it here.
posted by occhiblu 27 November | 14:08
MANDAID!!!
posted by occhiblu 27 November | 14:08
BOTH RELEVANT AND COOL.
CAT POWER!
Soooo, cmonkey...
posted by ethylene 27 November | 14:09
I DON'T HAVE PMS OR CRAMPS AND IN A WEIRD WAY I'M KIND OF SAD TO BE OUT OF SYNCH WITH THE REST OF YOU!!

I LOVE MANDAID!!

BUNNIES MAKE ME FEEL A LOT BETTER!!
posted by gaspode 27 November | 14:10
ACTUALLY, SHE ANNOUNCED THAT HER SOUND GUY HAD A SQUIRREL. THEN THE KEYBOARDIST CORRECTED IT TO "FLYING SQUIRREL." THEN THE SOUND GUY CORRECTED ALL OF THEM. THEN I THOUGHT, "EEEEE, SPECKLET'S GLIDERS!" BUT I DIDN'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD, CUZ IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WEIRD.

POSSIBLY NOT AS WEIRD AS THE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY ENAMORED BOY IN THE FRONT ROW, WHO, AS MY FRIEND SAID, SEEMED TO BE HAVING A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.
posted by occhiblu 27 November | 14:13
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I KEEP ALL OF MY EXES BRICKED UP IN THE WINE CELLAR. DOES THIS MORTAR MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 27 November | 14:18
I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A GOOD HAIR DAY, BECAUSE IT FELT NICE, BUT THEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, AND TURNS OUT, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, IT JUST FEELS GOOD.

AT LEAST I GET TO GO SEE A BROADWAY SHOW TONIGHT. COMPANY. AND EAT MATZO BALL SOUP WITH MY FRIEND MATT.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 27 November | 14:19
I'M GLAD, GASPODE. I TRIED TO SUCK THE YUCKIES OFF THE SITE BUT INSTEAD MY HEAD HURT IN GERMAN.
I MISSED YOU AND YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED SOMETHING IN THE MAIL BUT THEN I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO BOTHER WITH A PACKAGE DELIVERY SO I NEVER SENT IT.
I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU BUT THEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A HASSLE.
I'M ONLY LETTING YOU KNOW NOW SO IF I DO IT IS NOT SO IRRITATING, AND YET THIS METHOD IS NOW even irritating me...

yes, it does, flo. Start visiting all the ladies, please. I'm glad you already visited me.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 14:20
(((SPECK))) I'M WIDJA DOLLINK. I TRIED TO GO ON THE PILL ONCE ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS STILL STUPID AND TRYING TO BE WITH GUYS. IT MADE ME THE BIGGEST BASKET CASE EVER IN DOCUMENTED HUMAN HISTORY, COMPLETE WITH BAWLING IN THE DRUGSTORE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT FLAVOR OF CHAPSTICK. NOT THAT IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

FEEL BETTER BUNNIES. AND I LOVE THE SHOUTING THREADS. I DO.
posted by chewatadistance 27 November | 14:21
I DON'T HAVE PMS OR CRAMPS EITHER, I THINK I AM JUST A CRANKY OLD BAT.
posted by essexjan 27 November | 14:21
hey, gassspode, this way they are chasing us--
CYCLE FASTER!
posted by ethylene 27 November | 14:21
POSSIBLY NOT AS WEIRD AS THE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY ENAMORED BOY IN THE FRONT ROW, WHO, AS MY FRIEND SAID, SEEMED TO BE HAVING A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.

IN MY EXPERIENCE THERE'S SOMEONE LIKE THAT AT ABSOLUTELY EVERY CONCERT. WHEN I SAW SOCIAL DISTORTION AT ROSELAND YEARS BACK, THERE WAS SOME BIG BEEFY TATTOOED FUCKER WHO WAS WAAAAY TOO ENRAPTURED DURING 'PRISON BOUND.'
posted by jonmc 27 November | 14:22
THIS IS ONE REASON IT'S GOOD TO DATE GUYS WHO LATER COME OUT AS GAY- YOU FEEL LIKE LESS OF A LOSER WHEN THEY DATE OTHER PEOPLE.


SWITCH GENDERS, AND THIS HAS HAPPENED DO ME TWICE. IT DID NOT MAKE ME FEEL A LOT BETTER, POSSIBLY BECAUSE OF THE DYNAMIC (IN THE 70'S AT LEAST) AMONG GAY WOMEN THAT ALL MEN ARE, BY DEFINITION, ASSHOLES.

SPECK, I TAKE IT AT FACE VALUE, YOUR ASSESSMENT OF THE CURRENT STATE OF YOUR BODY. IF YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT, YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. BUT THAT DOES NOT DETRACT FROM THE HOTNESS OF YOU AS CURRENTLY EXISTS. AND FROM WHERE I SIT, AND READ, YOU HAVE HOTNESS IN SPADES.
posted by danf 27 November | 14:24
I FOUND UTOPIA AT A CONCERT IN THE PARAMOUNT IN SEATTLE BACK IN THE 80'S. IT WAS ACTUALLY A UTOPIA CONCERT, COINCIDENTALLY.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 27 November | 14:30
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING REASSURING TO SPECKLET, BUT DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE SUBJECT, ALL THE ON-TOPIC COMMENTS I CAN THINK OF COME OFF A LITTLE TOO FLIRTY, CREEPY, OR STALKERY. SO, UM... FEEL BETTER, SWEETIE. YOU DESERVE IT.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 27 November | 14:37
but visit as the girls need to at least get your visit over with. do feel free to bring muscle relaxants.
and btw, cmonkey, kid-ding
posted by ethylene 27 November | 14:42
I TOO HAVE THE CRAMP (AND YEARS AGO I USED TO BE MENSTRUAL-PAIN FREE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED) AND THE OFFICE THAT I SORTA-WALKED-OUT-OF LAST MONTH MADE ME COME IN TODAY TO FIX THEIR SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS AND I SPENT THE WHOLE MORNING MUMBLING IN PAIN UNDER THE DESK.

ALSO YES YES IT COMPLETELY SUCKS WHEN YOUR EX IS THE FIRST ONE TO GET SOMEONE NEW. ASSHOLE. I GLOATED A BIT WHEN THEY BROKE UP.

I HAVE TO SEE HIM IN TWO WEEKS. FUCK.
posted by casarkos 27 November | 14:44
maybe you are all actually vampire slayers.
originally, buffy would get the cramps to alert her she was near vampires.
you may all actually be near vampires.

it's hard to tell in flourescent light.
posted by ethylene 27 November | 14:48
I HAVE TO WORK IN THE SAME ROOM AS AN EX AND EVERY DAY I WISH PAINFUL HOT DEATH UPON HIM.
posted by JanetLand 27 November | 15:08
on preview - no-one needs to read the below, but I need to vent... deep breath...

HOWEVER, TODAY SUCKED ROYALLY! I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS READY TO GO ON OUR APARTMENT SALE AND HOUSE PURCHASE, AND I HAVE DONE HALF THE PACKING AND CAN'T WALK ANYWHERE IN THE APARTMENT WITHOUT CRASHING INTO BOXES! TURNS OUT WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR A FEW THINGS TO TRAVEL BETWEEN VARIOUS LAWYERS, AND THE BUYER OF OUR FLAT HAS DECIDED THIS IS OUR FAULT AND WANTS MORE MONEY OFF THE COST OF THE FLAT! AND HE'S THREATENING TO PULL OUT OF THE TRANSACTION IF HE DOESN'T GET IT!

THIS HAS LED TO MY BECOMING A CHEWATADISTANCE-STYLE BASKET-CASE (OR INDEED AN ALTO-STYLE BASKET-CASE AS I WAS JUST THE SAME WHEN ON THE PILL)! AND I SHOULD JUST CHILL, BECAUSE ALL WE WOULD HAVE LOST IS A FEW HUNDRED QUID AND THERE ARE OTHER HOUSES IN THE WORLD, BUT THE HOUSE WE'RE CURRENTLY BUYING IS SO LOVELY AND I WANT IT AND I HAVE TURNED DOWN SEVERAL DOZEN FREELANCE JOBS SO I COULD BE FREE TO PACK AND (I THOUGHT) FINISH UP THE NEGOTIATIONS, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT'LL BE ANOTHER WEEK AT LEAST, AND I WILL LOSE INCOME FOR THE WHOLE OF THAT TIME! AND MY B/F IS STRESSED AT WORK AS WELL, AND CAN'T CLEAR THE DECKS IN THE WAY I HAVE! AND OUR BUYERS LAWYERS SEEM TO BE THE OLD-FASHIONED KIND WHO ONLY DO HOUSE COMPLETIONS ON FRIDAYS! AND ALL MOVERS ARE BOOKED UP ON FRIDAYS! AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! AND I KEEP HAVING ANXIETY ATTACKS AND CRYING FITS AND AM NO USE TO ANYONE, AND I HATE IT WHEN I GET LIKE THIS!!!

YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME FEEL A BIT BETTER!
posted by altolinguistic 27 November | 15:15
EEEK ALTO! I WOULDN'T WISH BASKETY CASENESS ON ANYONE! AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE CRAMPS! (THAT WAS LAST WEEKEND UGH)
posted by chewatadistance 27 November | 15:53
ALTO, YOU'LL BE OKAY, JUST BREATHE!

ALSO: IT'S FREAKING SNOWING, SNOWING! TRAFFIC WILL BE INSANE TONIGHT. AND I WAS ON THE PHONE FOR 43 MINUTES WITH A STUPID TECH PERSON, AND AT THE END OF THE 43 MINUTES (AFTER HE ASKED ME FOUR TIMES WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO) HE TOLD ME WHAT I WANTED WASN'T POSSIBLE. I TOLD HIM HE'D BETTER BE DAMN SURE THEY CHANGE THE WORKING ON THE WEB PAGE THAT SAYS TO CALL YOUR ADMINISTRATOR WHEN YOU WANT IT CHANGED! WHAT A MORON!
posted by Specklet 27 November | 16:03
I HAVE BREATHED A BIT, AND WATCHED 'UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE' ON THE TELLY, AND THE WORLD SEEMS MUCH BETTER NOW! Thank you bunnies!
posted by altolinguistic 27 November | 16:12
University Challenge (College Bowl, it seems most of you call it)
posted by altolinguistic 27 November | 16:12
((SPECKLET))

posted by halonine 27 November | 16:23
ONE OF THE MANY THINGS I HATE ABOUT MY EX IS THAT HE GOT INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE SHORTLY AFTER, AND THEN THEY BROKE UP, BUT NOW THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND I AM NOT. I THINK SHE WOULD PULL DRAMA QUEEN STUNTS IF I WAS IN HIS LIFE AT ALL, AND HE CHOSE HER FRIENDSHIP OVER MINE. I FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY TOLD HIM HE WOULD NOT HEAR FROM ME AGAIN, BUT I HATE THEM BOTH, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE EVEN CRAZIER THAN I AM. AND I'M PRETTY NUTS THESE DAYS.

I WANT TO FIND A VENGEANCE DEMON LIKE ANYA. THAT COULD BE A LOT OF FUN, DON'T YOU THINK? OR BE A VENGEANCE DEMON! ONE THAT IS NOT SO UGLY. WREAKING HAVOC ON EXES, WHAT A GREAT JOB! (this is a buffy thing, btw)
posted by wens 27 November | 16:33
THERE IS NO GREATER VENGEANCE THAN INDIFFERENCE.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 27 November | 16:36
(((BUNNIES)))

ME, I'M PEEING OUTTA MY ASS, BUT Y'ALL DON'T REALLY NEED/WANT TO KNOW THAT.
posted by deborah 27 November | 17:05
DONT WORRY, WE ARE TRYING VERY VERY HARD TO BE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAR! ALSO I AM IN CONSTANT PMS DUE TO MY FUCKED UP OVARIES SO I UNDERSTAND! HUGS TO YOU, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GORGEOUS!
posted by By the Grace of God 27 November | 17:25
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE HUGS, BUNNIES! IT HELPS!
posted by Specklet 27 November | 17:47
I THINK I AM GOING A LITTLE BIT CRAZY!!

Oh, I'm sorry. Were we done shouting?
posted by mudpuppie 27 November | 18:09
NO! WE CAN KEEP SHOUTING!

I HAVE A CRICK IN MY NECK AND MY HIP HURTS BECAUSE OF A CRAPPY FUTON!

THE EX WANTS TO GET TOGETHER TO TALK ABOUT MY COMFORT LEVEL WITH THE NEW GIRL! THAT'S GOING TO ME A REEEEEEL SHORT CONVERSATION. HIM: "SO HOW'S YOUR COMFORT LEVEL WITH THE NEW GIRL?" ME: "NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD AT ALL. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT HER AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HER." HIM: "OH. OKAY."
posted by Specklet 27 November | 18:31
SPECKLET, I AM SENDING BUNNY-NECK-MASSAGE THOUGHTS YOUR WAY AND PUNCH-IN-THE-FACE THOUGHTS TO YOUR EX.
posted by casarkos 27 November | 19:55
THE EX WANTS TO GET TOGETHER TO TALK ABOUT MY COMFORT LEVEL WITH THE NEW GIRL!

WHAT??? THAT IS NOT A CONVERSATION THAT SHOULD TAKE PLACE. I FUCKING HATED THE ONE EX WHO DID THAT TO ME. IT'S YOUR LIFE NOW, DUDE. DON'T TRY TO DRAG ME BACK INTO IT, OR MAKE ME SIT THROUGH A CONVERSATION IN WHICH I SUPPRESS MY REAL FEELINGS SO THAT YOU CAN ASSUAGE YOUR CONSCIENCE ABOUT WHAT A GREAT GUY YOU ARE.

ACK. DOUBLE ACK. TRIPLE FUCKING ACK. I *HATE* IT WHEN GUYS DO THAT.
posted by occhiblu 27 November | 20:23
It is Tuesday, but I want to second occhi and say that any ex that ever dared try to ask me to talk about my comfort level with a new girl would get a kick in the nuts really dirty look. I'd tell him to go away. And then I'd imagine kicking him in the nuts.

SPECKLET'S EX IS A JERK!
posted by halonine 28 November | 11:25
I AGREE. SORRY I'M LATE TO THE THREAD. EXES SUCK. I HAD ONE WHO ONCE SAID HE LIKED ME AS I WAS, BUT IF MY BUTT GOT ANY WIDER..WELL, HE MIGHT RECONSIDER. THAT WAS YEARS AGO. NOW I SMIRK AS I SEE HIS WIFE OF FOUR YEARS. SHE'S GETTING WIDER, AND HAS NO CHILDREN TO BLAME IT ON. HA HA!!!
SPECKLET DESERVES BETTER!!!!
posted by redvixen 28 November | 11:47
WAIT, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT THIS GUY IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS! WE MUST TALK ABOUT MY COMFORT LEVEL SO HE KNOWS IF HE SHOULD TAKE TURNS INVITING US TO SOCIAL EVENTS OR WHAT-HAVE-YOU.

NOT A JERK, JUST... FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE.

WE TALKED LAST NIGHT. IT WAS MOSTLY ABOUT OUR FRIENSHIP. AFTER ALL, WHAT CAN HE DO ABOUT THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THIS GIRL? NOTHING.

BUT YEAH. MANDAID.
posted by Specklet 28 November | 16:02
GLAD IT WORKED OUT, HOWEVER IT WORKED OUT.
posted by occhiblu 29 November | 14:34
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