THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]IF ONE MORE SUCKTACIOUS THING HAPPENS I SWEAR I'M GOING TO GO TO BED AND NOT COME OUT UNTIL THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE! TO CAP OFF A 3-WEEK STRING OF INCREDIBLY SUCKY EVENTS (THE HIGHLIGHTS OF WHICH INCLUDE AN ATTEMPTED SUICIDE BY A CLOSE FRIEND AND A DEATH IN THE FAMILY), MY HOUSE- & CAT-SITTING GIG ON THE ISLAND JUST FELL THROUGH! THE GUY DECIDED NOT TO STAY AWAY FOR A FEW MONTHS AFTER ALL! THE NERVE! NOW I HAVE 'TIL THE END OF THE MONTH TO FIND A PLACE TO LIVE ON THE ISLAND, WITHOUT ACTUALLY BEING THERE, BECAUSE I ALSO HAVE TO PACK UP MY FUCKING APARTMENT SO THAT MY BROTHER CAN MOVE IN! WHERE WILL I LIVE? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA! ALSO, THIS IS A SUCKTASTIC TIME TO BE HOUSEHUNTING ON THE ISLAND, AND IT'S ALL WORD OF MOUTH THERE, SO NOT ACTUALLY BEING THERE IS A MAJOR PROBLEM! ALSO, MY HOUSESITTER HERE LEFT ME WITH NO CAFFEINE, WHICH MEANT GOING OUT FIRST THING IN A FUCKING MONSOON TO BUY TEA & COFFEE! AND NOT UNTIL I GOT BACK DID I DISCOVER THAT SHE ALSO LEFT ME ALMOST OUT OF TOILET PAPER! AND IT'S ONLY NOON!

HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? HOPEFULLY BETTER THAN THIS!