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01 November 2006

I wanna send this kid a Wii and some porn... →[More:]I guess the parents are well-intentioned here. But, damn, my inner-thirteen-year-old feels depressed just reading this.

post by: mullacc at: 16:24 | 26 comments

I think that's an excellent idea, mull. Send the little bastard something really nasty.

posted by item 01 November | 16:40

Thanks, item. I can always count on you to tell me what's right and good.

posted by mullacc 01 November | 16:48

Send him a goatse link!

posted by Daniel Charms 01 November | 16:48

This year, everyone gets goatse for Christmas! God bless us, everyone, everywhere!

posted by pieisexactlythree 01 November | 16:48

alisa1.jpg would be a good choice.

i hope i'm not the only one who's had that filename burned into his skull.

posted by stynxno 01 November | 16:49

stynxo: wth is alisa1.jpg?

posted by Daniel Charms 01 November | 16:56

I want to know too.

posted by iconomy 01 November | 16:56

::covers eyes, refuses to visit this thread again::

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 November | 16:57

http://images.google.com/images?q=alisa1.jpg

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posted by box 01 November | 16:58

Also, to hell with the kid, mullacc. Send me a Wii and some porn.

posted by box 01 November | 16:59

Uh oh, ThePinkSuperhero knows something that we don't.

I just looked through 5 pages of alisa1.jpgs at images.google.com and didn't see anything interesting.

Hee, box...

posted by iconomy 01 November | 17:01

Uh oh, ThePinkSuperhero knows something that we don't.

I know that the mind of Stynxno is a scary, scary place.

:-P

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 November | 17:04

Surely it can't be scarier than the guy* in the third picture?

* Dr. Kinchev, the lead singer of the Russian rock group Alisa (Alice), if I'm not mistaken.

posted by Daniel Charms 01 November | 17:08

awesome! i don't have the filename burned into my skull correctly.

it's actually alissa17.jpg and google images doesn't have it.

oh well. just send them knifebutt.

I know that the mind of Stynxno is a scary, scary place.

the pissing elephants have to come from somewhere.

posted by stynxno 01 November | 17:13

Holy shit I think I found it. Yes, it's bad.

posted by Daniel Charms 01 November | 17:18

Anything a family Wii session wouldn't solve?

posted by mullacc 01 November | 17:19

mullacc: It would only make it worse.

posted by Daniel Charms 01 November | 17:27

*pbbbbtbtttt*

Goddamn you mullacc, I just cleaned the screen.

posted by loquacious 01 November | 17:29

Yeah, I think I've found it. It's in this dir: http://www.phodex.net/omfg/ Needless to say, it's all NSFW

posted by TheDonF 01 November | 17:37

I can't find it - I assume this is a good thing, though...

posted by greycap 01 November | 17:39

Oh honestly, it's here: http://www.phodex.net/omfg/alissa17.jpg

I randomly clicked through some of the images in that dir - whoever owns that is a sick, sick person. Luckily, the anal prolapse img was a slow loader. *wonders to himself why he even clicked on that in the first place*

posted by TheDonF 01 November | 17:45

OMG, Am I glad I saw that! I actually lol'd.

posted by pieisexactlythree 01 November | 18:10

hm, i've never seen such a large repository of mutilated cocks. Thanks, i think.

posted by court siem 01 November | 18:16

Yahoo! search touches the large repositories of mutilated cocks that Google can't reach

posted by TheDonF 01 November | 18:28

Good to know.

posted by iconomy 01 November | 18:42

So if I say my mom wrote that, you're gonna send me porn and a Wii?

dammit, mom!

posted by SassHat 01 November | 20:22

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