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27 October 2006

Stop! I don't want to have to pull out my nightstick... →[More:] So many things wrong with this....

post by: mudpuppie at: 13:39 | 12 comments

"It's really a cute little toy; but God forbid, it's not what I want my kid hearing."

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posted by essexjan 27 October | 13:58

See the problem is, it's supposed to say, "Stop, I don't want to have to pull out my nightstick." But instead it says, "Motherfucker, let's see how tough you are after I shove me nightstick up your ass."

posted by me3dia 27 October | 14:03

Yeah, the whole "don't make me pull out my nightstick" thing is really creepy to me, since my imganination can't help but following it with "And beat you repeatedly about the head and shoulders until you collapse into the fetal pussy that you are."

posted by mudpuppie 27 October | 14:06

My Johnny BlackBloc 'Lil Anarchist playset says "No Gods, No Masters you statist Motherfuckers" when I pull the Molotov cocktail off the belt.

posted by Divine_Wino 27 October | 14:10

Back in the '70s (simpler times) we just had toys like "Bag 'o Glass" and "Teddy Chainsaw Bear"

posted by pieisexactlythree 27 October | 14:19

My Johnny BlackBloc 'Lil Anarchist playset

No Assembly Required. Disassembly, however, is Required.

posted by jonmc 27 October | 14:24

"You see, son, a real gentleman doesn't use that kind of language when performing forcible rectal penetration on a robbery suspect in a back room of the police station."

posted by Atom Eyes 27 October | 14:46

Thank god the father has his priorities straight. I mean, what sane parent would rather their children curse than play with these violent toys!?

posted by Specklet 27 October | 15:16

Toys 'F' U

posted by mullacc 27 October | 16:04

WTF. That toy set is barbaric. Also, where's the brown shirt?

Jesus, what are we coming to?

posted by ikkyu2 27 October | 16:11

And next year's Elmo will exclaim, "Stop looking at me!" before bursting into tears.

posted by BitterOldPunk 28 October | 02:10

And next year's Elmo will exclaim, "Stop looking at me!" before bursting into tears.

That would be an improvement over the current Elmo, who keeps saying "Fuck you, Kermit. I'm the start of this show."

posted by jason's_planet 28 October | 14:20

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