People who are strong enough to save the world, and "As one ... conquer anything.” may not appreciate unsolicited advice about personal matters. Just sayin'.

I sure as hell wouldn't presume to try suggesting much of anything to these obviously over the top folks. But good on 'em, for being so earnest about Persons Sitting in Darkness.

Whatever.

Do you know them, or is this a purely hypothetical exercise?

Fuck me! The world if international capital deployment is just so goddamn poetic.

The boy's name is decided -- isn't it? Lendell Valance Hueisler-Foan V. The nickname is "Cinque." For a girl, I'm thinking Hoa-Sen Hueisler-Foan. From the Vietnamese word for Lotus (as far as I can tell).

Is it sad that I was more intrigued by the diseases than the courtship? I started counting the diseases I've had mentioned in the article: malaria, dysentery, chiggers, giardiasis.