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07 October 2006

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"Tom Cruise has hired a team of babysitters to help his fiancee Katie Holmes so she has more time to get in shape for their wedding."

Xenu, you got some 'splainin' to do!!

post by: rob511 at: 00:17 | 9 comments

You didn't think they had a baby to actually spend too much time with it, did you? That's for peasants and proles!

posted by scody 07 October | 00:57

Soooo, does the team include a wet nurse? ;-P

posted by brujita 07 October | 01:31

Tom is a gay man; of COURSE he wants his beard Katie (sorry, Kate) to look fabulous!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 07 October | 11:16

Shit, if all you wanna do is lose weight, just cut your fucking leg off - problem solved!

posted by trondant 07 October | 13:32

Also, I hate couch-jumpers.

posted by trondant 07 October | 13:33

I think I read somewhere that Sylvester Stallone would keep tabs on his wife's body fat. God forbid she go over a 10%! (I don't know the real amount). Sad when a man's insecurity extends to his family members.

I really don't like Tom Cruise.

posted by redvixen 07 October | 17:40

Stallone? He probably pays someone, like, a hundred bucks an hour to bring him lattes and change the hay in his stall.

posted by trondant 08 October | 22:55

Also, I hate couch-jumpers.
Yeah, if he did that at my place, he'd get a kick in the arse and be sent to his bedroom until he says sorry in a reasonably convincing manner.

posted by dg 08 October | 23:00

gag

posted by karim satasha 08 October | 23:06

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