Please wipe the Santorum off your car. →[More:]Right now, one of the things that sucks about living where I do is the large quantity of Santorum bumperstickers I encounter every day. At first, it's amusing, the thought that the uptight lady in the minivan is unknowingly sporting the equivalent of Shit Jizz! on the rear of her car. But then you realize, my god, not only does the person in that car plan on voting for that hate-filled asshole, they are advocating that other people do so, too. And then I want to rearend them.
But I don't.
Because their rear is covered in Santorum.