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03 October 2006

This thread is for corrupting jrossi4r's parasite.* →[More:]

*feeds it lots of hot peppers and teaches it to smoke cheap cigars*

*"parasite" used because I seem to recall her referring to her pregnancy as having a parasite at some point...

post by: sciurus at: 06:26 | 13 comments

*feeds it coca cola, pickles and chocolate bars - teaches it to roll doobies*

posted by disclaimer 03 October | 07:56

*feeds it fish food, introduces it to quonsar's pants*

posted by taz 03 October | 08:02

*plays it Black Sabbath, takes it to dirty movies*

posted by jonmc 03 October | 08:03

Sing it pirate shanties and blasheme muchly.

I'm waiting for the cable people today so i should be able to think of something corrupting. Plus i think there's suppose to be free Showtime. Maybe i can catch Weeds.

posted by ethylene 03 October | 08:05

pheme! damn and blast feem!

posted by ethylene 03 October | 08:07

*plays it the whitest jazz I can find*

posted by sciurus 03 October | 08:33

*teaches it to eat with its hands*

posted by sciurus 03 October | 08:34

*knits cilantro blankie*

posted by danostuporstar 03 October | 08:46

*plays it Tom Waits*

*reads it The Phantom Tollbooth*

posted by halonine 03 October | 10:39

*teaches it to yodel*

(My neighbors referred to their fetus as Paris, short for parasite, until it arrived. We all told them they should keep the name, but they didn't want to have to explain it, so she became Elizabeth, Ella for short.)

posted by me3dia 03 October | 11:06

Pssh...Like I'm not doing all that already.

posted by jrossi4r 03 October | 11:22

And I think I'd really like your neighbors, me3.

posted by jrossi4r 03 October | 11:46

*gives drums to Jrossi's little intruder, hands it sticks, and stands back*

posted by redvixen 03 October | 18:42

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