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14 September 2006

Sex-Toy-Ware/Lingerie Party →[More:]
I've got a friend who hosts these in the city and tri-state area.
She asked for my help.

If you're female and interested, email me.

Peace, Bunnies!!!

-JF-

post by: Joe Famous at: 13:10 | 21 comments

*reads more inside*

phew.

(I love ya, man, but seeing you in a silk teddy might just do me in.)

posted by jonmc 14 September | 13:11

Just might do ME in too! lol

posted by Joe Famous 14 September | 13:13

Did someone say "do me"?

posted by Specklet 14 September | 13:14

yes, it was Frank Sinatra with a fat lip: Do me, Do me noo, Doo noomie noomie...

posted by jonmc 14 September | 13:16

This is why I love you guys!!!

Group hug?

posted by Joe Famous 14 September | 13:18

Not until you change out of the lingerie and put down the sex toy.

posted by jonmc 14 September | 13:19

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

posted by Joe Famous 14 September | 13:23

*spews coffee all over the monitor*

posted by getoffmylawn 14 September | 13:28

If you ever see me in lingerie with a sex toy in my hand, call my mama, tell her to have me committed!

Or saved.

posted by Joe Famous 14 September | 13:30

Oh, it'll be saved, all right. For blackmail purposes.

*cackles*

posted by jonmc 14 September | 13:31

But but but I wanted a hug WITH the toys and lingerie!

And Joe, you do know I'd be at that par-tay with bells on if it weren't for that damnable geography thing...

posted by Specklet 14 September | 13:32

So we'll throw a costume party in your name, Specklet.

And best believe we WILL pick you up from the airport...ON TIME!

posted by Joe Famous 14 September | 13:35

Where would you be wearing the bells?

posted by sciurus 14 September | 13:35

Oh come on, you know, sciurus my dear, don't you?

Joe, if I ever make it out there, I will request that you be my airport cabana boy.

posted by Specklet 14 September | 13:40

I will request that you be my airport cabana boy.

posted by jonmc 14 September | 13:45

DONE! lol

I hate that pic Johnny MAC! LOLOLOLOL

posted by Joe Famous 14 September | 13:49

I will, of course, require that in addition to your exquisite punctuality, there be some sort of embrace at the gate as well as some sort of fine fine superfine whuffle.

posted by Specklet 14 September | 13:53

That's all-included in the Joe Famous Cabana Boy Package!

posted by Joe Famous 14 September | 13:58

Woo hoo!

posted by Specklet 14 September | 14:00

It's really just you, JF, at this sordid soiree, isn't it? JF, and his bag of goodies. ; )

(There will be refreshments, yes?)

posted by Pips 14 September | 17:20

Joe Famous Cabana Boy Package

Tanning oil
Your choice of daquiri, margarhita, or martini
Tall, dark, and handsome Joe Famous in a satin thong
battery operated pleasure device(s)

Imagine, the famous Joe Famous focusing all his attention on just you!
Sign up now for this limited time offer!

Bonus: Lingerie of your choice!

posted by redvixen 14 September | 18:58

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