I hear him saying...
Ew. Girl cooties, get away, get away....

I think he's got some sort of bladder impediment going on.

This is false advertising. I'm calling the AG's office and the FTC.

Taylor Hicks freaks me out ever since I saw the T.V. adaptation of The Stand.
I think he's promised himself to the Walking Dude.
It's just a matter of time before Captain Tripps turns up.

Dot, dot, circle, dot, now you've got a cootie shot.

Um, er, I think he's hot. Not as hot as Bucky Covington, but I'd do him.

taylor hicks reminds me of a kid who lived next door to me years ago who was dropped on his head. he was a seemingly normal kid, except he had the occasional facial tic and muscle spasm, and when he wasn't actually talking he would just sort of sit there with his mouth open saying "uhhhhhhh"

replace the "uhhhhhh" with "soul patrol! soul patrol!" and the similarities are uncanny.

Taylor Hicks freaks me out ever since I saw the T.V. adaptation of The Stand.

seeing molly ringwald go crosseyed while having fake tv sex with gary sinise freaked me out more than taylor hicks ever will.