Rube Goldberg follies... →[More:]I just went to shut the window over my dresser, which caused my elbow to hit the dispenser nozzle on my lotion, which I then slipped on. I tried to catch myself on the coatrack, but it fell and hit the stereo on button, blasting Dr. Dre at full volume, by which the bass vibrations caused the lamp on the speaker to fall, leaving me in the dark with loud hip-hop playing, which prompted my neighbors to come over and par-tay, which motivated me to drink beers, which lead me to dance, causing me to have a sit down at the computer desk, and here I am just letting you know.

What about yours?