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18 August 2006

Mannequin-induced injuries on the rise. →[More:] Can't even go near this without posting my favorite of the "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy: "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."

post by: mudpuppie at: 13:39 | 4 comments

The 51-year-old said she was ambushed by a legless female mannequin at the Westminster Mall [..] The alleged attack was the latest in a string of mannequin mayhem reports nationwide.

Clearly, it's a mannequin conspiracy. The puppets are revolting against the human race! Next thing you know, they'll be taking over!

posted by Daniel Charms 18 August | 14:21

It's sort of like The Stepford Wives meets Valley of the Dolls. Except, you know, with real dolls.

posted by mudpuppie 18 August | 14:38

Anyone heard that Kraftwerk song "Showroom Dummies"?

posted by pieisexactlythree 18 August | 15:10

Of course, no discussion of homicidal mannequins is complete without a reference to the Dr. Who episode. Look! Killer attack mannequins!

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by elizard 18 August | 15:45

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