Note to self : take camera to work on Thursday →[More:]Sadly (or maybe luckily), nobody else in the office sees what I see.

As anybody who works in an office knows, there is usally a supply of cakes, biscuits, sweets, etc., brought in by people for their birthday, return from holiday and such. Our team manager decided that the packets of Jaffa Cakes, custard creams, etc. littering the top of one of the cabinets in our area needed to be tidied up, so today he brought a hideous ceramic Humpty Dumpty jar to put all the loose goodies in.

Humpty is hideous. His face is evil and grotesque. I can hardly bear to take off the top of his head to retrieve a chocolate bourbon.

But it's not his face that's the problem. He is wearing some kind of a tail coat with a big button on the back, and Humpty's hands are under the tails of the coat, making it look like he's doing a ... well, you know, that picture that is so horrible it makes grown men weep.

He sits with his back to me. He is in my direct line of vision. All I can see is Humptse.

On Thursday, when I am next in the office, I will take Humptse's picture and share it with you.