Weekly Project Runway thread (spoilers) →[More:]It's all about Pam Muthafuckin' Grier.

How fabulous is it that Michael won? I didn't think he was in danger of being booted off because he's such a wonderful designer, but you have to admit that it was suspicious that they did a bit about Michael and his mom, much like they did the bit about Malan and his mom the very episode Malan got booted.

Laura: Please stop wearing clothes that bare your chest. Your chest scares me. You're a lovely woman and I dig your notion of not dressing down just because you have 5 kids, but please bulk up a little to cover your clavicle?

Alison: You are such a sweetheart, and I'm a bit ashamed that I was thinking this whole time that you weren't old enough to have remembered who Farah Fawcett was.

Jeffrey: Get the fuck over yourself. Yes, Angela's fucking up the machines. Doesn't give you the right to slam her for it (unless there's sabotage going on). Also, don't slam on Laura either for sticking up for her. Like Tim says, "Make it work."

Motherfucker.

Kayne: You are this year's Austin Scarlett. I dub thee so because you use a bit too much blush on the apples of your cheeks.

Robert: Baby, please get it together?

Bradley: I called it. I'm sorry, hon.

Angela: I am very surprised you were ranked so high because I don't like that you covered up a perfectly nice simple black dress. But then again, I am not Michael Kors or the fabulous NEENAGARCIYAH, so WTF do I know?

I forget who else is left. That may be saying something.