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13 July 2006

Attention: NYC MeChans! This was in a show biz newsletter today. Really.

"Casting Call: Are you a NYC area resident who is having a major or a minor conflict with a co-worker, sibling, boyfriend or girlfriend? Then this new primetime reality show produced by celebrity comics show [sic] is looking for you! [More:]The problems can be big or small, yet the more outrageous the better and they must be between two men or two women. Why relate conflict between same sexes? Selected candidates will be physically duking it out on the show, and the producer think [sic] it will be a more even fight between members of the same sex. Winners will receive cash or other prizes. Send an email convincingly explaining your problem and who it is with, be sure to include your age, phone number and pictures of the two people involved to: problemstvshow@yahoo.com. Only real problems should be submitted to be considered for an in-person interview."

Yes, that's their email address. I DARE YOU.
Oh god. The only way I would even consider watching this potential show is if it was stacked with bunnies.

Go for it, NYC. Go for it. Make us proud.
posted by mudpuppie 13 July | 01:56
Tl and fucktard ex? Whaddya say? Jon and Urinal Man?
posted by Miko 13 July | 07:22
Urinal Man, Urinal Man, Does whatever a urinal puck can...
posted by jonmc 13 July | 08:11
Also. Urinal Man is apparently an expert in some obscure martial art (one of those ones invented on Mott Street or something), so I'd have to request a gun. or maybe if I fought naked he'd be too spellbound to make a move.
posted by jonmc 13 July | 08:21
jon v. urinal man...

I'm imagining something like the Cusack/Robbins fantasy fight scenes in High Fidelity...
posted by Pips 13 July | 08:35
"Take your unrinal stink outta here!"

(I guess D_W and Hugh could stand in for Dick & Barry).
posted by jonmc 13 July | 08:37
TPS and Anal Ex-Roommate?
posted by matildaben 13 July | 09:54
matildaben: I think I saw that in the Adult Section at my local video outlet...
posted by jonmc 13 July | 09:56
I think I'd rather die.

How about some of us *pretend* to fight? I know people who know people who have faked a feud to get on Springer.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 13 July | 10:15
These are their stories.

*DING-DING!*
posted by Smart Dalek 13 July | 10:51
OMG! Chipmunk on frog! || Stinkin' rich.

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