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11 July 2006

I Need To Hear From the Following People in this Thread →[More:]In no particular order: Matildaben, Miko, Mrs. Pants, Hellbient, JonMc, Eedge, and BoringPostcards.

There is no particular reason.

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 12:21 | 41 comments

Well they all already responded but I deleted their comments out of protest. If you had mentioned me, things would be different.

posted by iconomy 11 July | 12:23

*makes pungent salami belch*

(I had a sandwich similar to this one for lunch, just different peppers, different bread)

posted by jonmc 11 July | 12:25

Thank you, Iconomy. Thank you very much. Iconomy, ladies and gentlemen! (crowd applause)

posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 July | 12:28

Will the real jonmc please login...

posted by jonmc 11 July | 12:30

*cocks eyebrow*

Pips, are you wearing my undies, too? The doctor is worried about you...

*loads hypo*

posted by jonmc 11 July | 12:33

*sticks out tongue at LT, goes to a thread where she's wanted*

posted by elizard 11 July | 12:37

You rang?

posted by BoringPostcards 11 July | 12:41

*streaks through thread*

posted by rainbaby 11 July | 12:41

*wonders if she is Eedge*

posted by essexjan 11 July | 12:42

*takes picture of rainbaby's streak, debates whether to sell it to the tabloids*

posted by jonmc 11 July | 12:45

I could never fill your shoes (or undies), my love...

*flicks bunny poo at LT/takes nice long nap*

posted by Pips 11 July | 12:46

I'm sorry I missed you, I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

posted by matildaben 11 July | 12:51

Lieutenant!

posted by Hellbient 11 July | 12:57

*sneaks in, hides in a corner behind the palm tree, prepares to press destruct button*

posted by croctommy 11 July | 13:12

*hands Croctommy some Doritos, gently takes away Destruct Button, pats him on the head*

posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 July | 13:13

*barges into thread, pretending she was exclusively invited, takes over entire corner and begins ordering schwanky drinks loudly*

posted by Specklet 11 July | 13:14

going on a smoke break with jmc. Can I get a handstamp?

posted by Hellbient 11 July | 13:19

I thought elizard was still out of town. You have Internet where you are?

posted by matildaben 11 July | 13:21

CRINGING WAITER: Your Cristal, in the Ming Vase, as you ordered, miss....

SPECKLET: You call this a thread? I shit bigger than this thread!

CRINGING WAITER: (incomprehensible minor whinging noises)

SPECKLET: And another thing! Get me some fucking pretzels, towel boy!

CRINGING WAITER: right away! (hurries off)

posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 July | 13:27

*sidles over to Specklet's corner, wiggles eyebrows, offers to trade Doritos for drinks.*

posted by croctommy 11 July | 13:29

*presses back of hand against Specklet's, trying to transfer stamp*

posted by Hellbient 11 July | 13:43

As usual, I'm here, but no one really wants me to be.

posted by Eideteker 11 July | 13:45

HARRIED MAITRE'D: Who ARE all these people???

LT: My friends.

H.M'D: Your friends are ruining my banquettes!

LT: Suck it, Haitre'D!

LT runs to front of chic eatery, throws doors wide, screams, "Metachat Uber Alles!", and takes his pants off and runs buck naked into the lounge.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 July | 13:48

*streaks back* (that's right to left on your screen)

posted by rainbaby 11 July | 13:50

*pouts*

posted by mudpuppie 11 July | 14:09

*arrives at front door, stares at invitation, stares at address. They match. This must be the place.*

Let the wild rumpus start!

posted by Miko 11 July | 14:09

*Hellbient's posse arrives, starts trouble.*

*Miko sashays through the swinging kitchen door, helps herself to a buttered haricot vert off a prepped plate, and steps over the squingy rubber mat to open the back door to the alley and usher the others inside*

posted by Miko 11 July | 14:12

Whoops! Missed this, but I was busy methodically applying layers of gauze and snakespit to my hastily made voodoo dolls! Awww craftnight!

or craftnoon.

Seems like everybody is screaming and naked in here! As it should be!

posted by Mrs.Pants 11 July | 14:17

*noogies for everyone!*

*begins banging on LT's pots and pans*

I have a posse!?

posted by Hellbient 11 July | 14:18

HB, if anyone here has a posse, it's probably you. Well, Joe Famous might also have a posse. Those are all the posses I can picture right now.

posted by Miko 11 July | 14:23

Get your freak on, Mrs. P!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 July | 14:24

*installs Joe F. at DJ Booth*

posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 July | 14:25

Hmmph!!!

posted by ramix 11 July | 14:38

SPECKLET: And another thing! Get me some fucking pretzels, towel boy!

Ah haaa ha ha haa!

I love it.

posted by Specklet 11 July | 14:54

*holds gun to DJ Famous' head, insisting he play my new track, posse enforces dancing*

posted by Hellbient 11 July | 15:07

I'm crashing the thread! Wooooooo!

posted by sisterhavana 11 July | 15:28

*invades the Balkans*

Dammit, I told you I was busy!

posted by stilicho 11 July | 17:03

: P

posted by amberglow 11 July | 18:08

*sashays into room, glares at LT, and covers his exposed skin with tail-fur*
"Not invite me, will you!!!"

posted by redvixen 11 July | 19:04

WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU DOING IN MY LIVING ROOM?!

I need some whiskey.

posted by comments on the world as will 11 July | 19:22

*hands over whiskey bottle, but drinks most of it first*

posted by casarkos 12 July | 08:18

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