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10 July 2006

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]

MY TOES ARE COLD! MY SISTER ISN'T COMING TO VISIT ME AND I'M VERY SAD! I HATE CRYING AT WORK! I NEED AN ELECTRIC DRILL! I HATE NOT SMOKING! WHY AM I SINGLE? WAAAAAA!

post by: Specklet at: 15:50 | 25 comments

I'M HAVING A GREAT DINNER AND SEEING A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT!

WHY WON'T FREAKIN' VERIZON TURN ON THE DSL IN MY HOUSE? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY NEED 5 DAYS TO "TEST THE LINE".

I DIDN'T GET TO IKEA THIS WEEKEND AND NOW I STILL DON'T HAVE A TABLE OR BED FRAME OR ANYTHING. GRRRR.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 10 July | 15:53

I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP! MY NEPHEW IS STILL SLEEPING! WE BUILT A GARAGE OUT OF LEGO WITH A RAMP AND A LIFT AND THEN TOOK A LUNCH BREAK AND PUT OUR TOOLS AWAY SO THEY WOULDN'T GET KNOCKED OVER OR DUSTY OR STOLEN WHILE WE ATE, AND THEN BECAUSE OUR UNION CONTRACT SAID WE COULD, WE LEFT THE JOBSITE AFTER LUNCH AND STRETCHED OUT TO CLOSE THE OLD EYES FOR A MINUTE! HE TOLD ME A JOKE:

WHY DID THE RACECAR DRIVER GO TO THE LAUNDRY VROOM?

LIKE MOST OF HIS JOKES, THE RIDDLE IS THE PUNCHLINE, TOO! MY NEPHEW IS PRETTY DAMN ADORABLE!

FUCK! THE NEIGHBOR JUST STOPPED BY OUT BACK AND RILED UP THE SCHIPPERKE, NO MORE NAPPING NOW! MY MOM IS INCOMPETENT AT GETTING HIM TO STOP BARKING! BUT THAT'S OKAY, I'M ON VACATION!

MY VACATION ENDS TOMORROW!

posted by Hugh Janus 10 July | 16:00

I'VE BEEN WAITING ABOUT 20 YEARS FOR THE RETURN OF MAX HEADROOM!!!
WHERE THE H-H-H-HECK IS HE?!!!!!!!!

posted by Joe Famous 10 July | 16:08

I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE!
ALSO, I NEED A NEW BED! MY FUTON IS BROKEN!!

posted by kellydamnit 10 July | 16:09

THE PURITAN HATED BEAR-BAITING, NOT BECAUSE IT GAVE PAIN TO THE BEAR, BUT BECAUSE IT GAVE PLEASURE TO THE SPECTATORS.

-- THOMAS B MACAULAY

posted by agropyron 10 July | 16:12

Specklet is single???!!!
SOMEBODY AIN'T DOIN' THEIR JOB!!!

posted by Joe Famous 10 July | 16:12

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 10 July | 16:16

WHAT IS "RILED UP THE SCHIPPERKE" A EUPHEMISM FOR?

posted by matildaben 10 July | 16:20

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 16:20

MY CELL PHONE IS GETTING SHUT OFF IN A FEW DAYS BECAUSE I'M BROKE AND NO ONE WANTS TO HIRE ME, NOT EVEN CRAPPY RETAIL JOBS! I WISH I HAD A MARKETABLE SKILL LIKE MAKING METH!

posted by SassHat 10 July | 16:22

RILING UP THE SCHIPPERKE IS A EUPHEMISM FOR UNLEASHING THE INSISTENT WRATH OF MATEEN UPON THE LAND!

posted by Hugh Janus 10 July | 16:29

SOMEBODY AIN'T DOIN' THEIR JOB!!!

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'! I CAN'T FIND NOBODY TO RILE UP THE SHIPPERKE!

posted by Specklet 10 July | 16:45

RILING UP THE SCHIPPERKE WAKES UP THE NAPPING LAD!

posted by Hugh Janus 10 July | 16:47

today has been one cover-up after another

(sorry, i'm shouting with the caps-lock already on) (haha drafting joke).

posted by muddgirl 10 July | 17:04

I DON'T EVER POST ANYTHING ANYMORE BUT I LOOK IN NEARLY EVERY DAY. HI!.

posted by krix 10 July | 17:26

TPS, CALL VERIZON AND GIVE THEM MERRY HELL! I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM WITH DSL WHERE THEY SAID IT WOULD TAKE ALMOST A MONTH FOR IT TO BE TURNED ON AND I CALLED THEM AND I REPEATED VERY FIRMLY THAT I WANTED TO SPEAK TO A SUPERVISOR AND THAT THE SITUATION WAS UNACCEPTABLE! THE DSL WAS TURNED ON THE NEXT DAY! THEY ARE JUST STUPID LAZY JERKS! SHOUT AT THEM! SHOUT FOR ALL OF US!

posted by Fuzzbean 10 July | 17:32

OH HEY AND I'M STILL SINGLE TOO!

posted by matildaben 10 July | 18:29

ME, TOO!

posted by SassHat 10 July | 19:34

FINE. SPECKLET, MATILDABEN, AND SASSHAT, YOU CAN BE MY SECOND, THIRD, AND FOURTH WIVES. HAPPY?

posted by agropyron 10 July | 19:51

*blasts Seven Nation Army mp3, shouts over original lyrics*

CAM-PIO-NI-DELMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-DO

CAM-PIO-NI-DELMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-DO

CAM-PIO-NI-DELMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-DO

*passes out, naked and drunk*

posted by matteo 10 July | 21:36

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posted by matteo 10 July | 21:39

THE PERSON I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MOVING TO CHICAGO WITH SUBLET A SINGLE ROOM INSTEAD OF FINDING US A PLACE.

I HAD TO WORK OVERTIME TODAY, COVERING SOMEONE'S ASS.

I CAN'T SLEEP, AND HAVE TO BE AT WORK IN 5 HOURS.

posted by comments on the world as will 11 July | 04:18

THANKS FUZZBEAN! I ACTUALLY DID CALL THEM YESTERDAY, AND ALTHOUGH THE GUY SAID THEY WOULDN'T TURN IT ON EARLY, THEY TURNED IT ON THIS MORNING! WOOO!!!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 11 July | 09:39

MATTEO YOUR PICTURE! THAT CHEST! MY SCHIPPERKE IS RILED UP!

posted by halonine 11 July | 13:39

THIS PICTURE HAS NO BARE CHEST, BUT IT DOES HAVE SHOUTING:

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posted by halonine 11 July | 13:45

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