Relocation update. So I'm in Darwin and I've started my job, which looks cool. I have to create a thematic vegetation map of a crocodile infested swamp. →[More:] My furniture, car, dogs and wife have not yet arrived, but that's all getting organised. I originally thought the relocation entitlement was generous - the initial email I was sent seemed to indicate they pay to transport my car, household belongings, and pets. Alas, it turns out I misinterpreted the email, and pet transport is being organised at some cost to us, although I have talked human resources into giving me some money towards air freighting the dogs.

And I've found a house to rent, after much struggling. So at the moment, I've got an airmatress, a suitcase full of clothes, and my laptop to live with. However, I have discovered that a tin of Heinz Hearty Ravioli Bolognase In A Can + half a can of La Gina crushed tomatos + a good shot of Shiraz, cooked slowly in a cheap cast iron pan, is entirely edible.