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04 May 2006

Penis locking and lacerating vaginal insert - US Patent 4017875 (PDF) [More:]

Claims:


What I claim and seek to secure by Letters
Patent is:

1. A penis locking and lacerating device, comprising:

a plurality of rigid members,

each of the rigid members forming a lateral enlargement of each side of the rigid member,

- a plurality of housing members,

- each of the housing members forming a slot at each side of the housing member within which one of the enlargements of the rigid members may be received,

- means of sealing the housing member slot after insertion of the rigid member enlargement, whereby the rigid member is permanently locked within the housing member,

- spring means of yieldably pressing the rigid members distal to the housing member,

- a slot formed in an internal surface of the rigid housing,

- a blade mounted within the slot in the internal surface of the rigid housing, and

- means of pivoting the blade attached to the blade and mounted within the internal surface of the housing member.

2. The vaginal insert of claim 1, further comprising:

- a plurality of barbs formed on a front edge of the blade, whereby the blade may further lacerate a penis locked within the device.

Description:

This invention relates to inserts for use within the vagina of a woman for the harming of a man who may insert a penis into the vagina of the woman. This invention represents improvements in such inserts and it provides more efficient means to lock on the penis and to lacerate the locked on penis.

The invention can be understood in view of the accompanying figures.
He owes prior art acknowledgement to Neal Stephenson from his Snow Crash.
posted by arse_hat 04 May | 23:36
This one has more moving parts; while this one is for your cat and this one for your female quadruped
posted by rumple 04 May | 23:43
Something painful but not the type of thing that will take someone "out of the fight" and is only of use against someone capable of violent physical assault to begin with. Good way to make a rapist become a murderer-rapist.
Watuc - no kidding. Stupid technological "fix" for a social/psychological problem. Still an option in South Africa, though.
posted by rumple 04 May | 23:58
Also, what if the rapist is into sodomy. This would necessitate a second, er...booty trap, as it were.
posted by jonmc 05 May | 08:32
Freakin' ELizard and shit, man..... || Rubber Johnny.

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