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03 May 2006

Speaking of penises , or penes if you prefer, what is the typical ratio of the volumes of an adult male's fully flaccid penis to his fully erect penis?[More:]

The variance?
By "fully" I mean what is ordinary—there are also extraordinary extremes in both directions. Which suggests: What's the typical ratio of "shrinkage" flaccidity to ordinary flaccidity?

Do these ratios change as men age? Is there an intermediate degree of tumescence, perhaps representing a typical semi-aroused state?
posted by Ethereal Bligh 03 May | 16:44
"Tumescence" is one of my most favorite underutilized words.
posted by mr_crash_davis 03 May | 16:47
Isn't "Tumescence" the name of that group that did that annoying "Bring Me to Life" song?

It taint?
posted by wendell 03 May | 17:02
I always have just one, whether flaccid or otherwise.
posted by dg 03 May | 17:06
typical semi-aroused state

you mean when it's big enough to be noticeable through one's trousers but not enough to be of any use to anyone?
posted by luneray 03 May | 17:08
This reminds me of one of my favorite terms coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline. It's "gym dick" - a penis that has a low ratio of flaccid size to erect size. A man with a good gym dick may impress in the locker room, but the truth is hidden.
posted by mullacc 03 May | 17:35
low ratio of flaccid size to erect size

Whoops, I meant a high ratio, of course.
posted by mullacc 03 May | 17:36
Makes you wonder what Archimedes was doing in that bathtub, huh?
posted by Miko 03 May | 18:01
I was astounded one year to find out that "flaccid" is properly pronounced "flak-cid" and not "flassid." Huh.
posted by JanetLand 03 May | 18:04
gah! i don't know how to answer this question! which answer makes my own penis seem gigantic?!

i'm gonna go lift weights.
posted by shmegegge 03 May | 18:08
Actually, both pronunciations are allowed, though flăs'ĭd is the more common in my experience.
posted by fvw 03 May | 18:13
i'm gonna go lift weights.

With your penis? Wow.
posted by wendell 03 May | 18:15
i read there are distinct different "types" of penises. some are large when flaccid and usually no larger than normal when erect, and others are small when flaccid and yet no smaller than usual when erect.

mine is smaller when flaccid but, i think, at least a little above average when erect.

when i was VERY young i remember reading about this in a medical book and thinking that my sort of penis was better, because it was less likely to be chopped off in battle ( a smaller target.) then i wondered why the hell i thought that! then later i read about the gaels and picts and such going into battle naked.

my life has been full of what seems like memories of a past life. my first dream i remember was of walking on cobblestone streets, drinking ale in a pub made of rough-hewn beams, being a full 6' tall and about 200# and a little drunk. it was VIVID. i don't know how i knew what it felt like to be that person in that place when i was about 3 yrs old and had no remote idea what cobblestones even were.

well... whatever.
posted by shane 03 May | 20:37
of course, the advantage to the guys who are large when flaccid is that women probably think they're even larger than average when erect... but i've read this is not the case.
posted by shane 03 May | 20:41
The thing is, shane, if the first time we see that guy's penis it's flaccid? There's a problem right there.
posted by mygothlaundry 03 May | 20:42
The thing is, shane, if the first time we see that guy's penis it's flaccid? There's a problem right there.

Yup! You'd never guess that my thingy, which is George Costanza tiny when it's cold (remember that hilarious episode?), is at least eight times longer when really excited.

Don't judge a ____ by its ____.

(Okay, I can't think of anything witty to fill in the old book/cover cliche.)
posted by shane 03 May | 20:52
hmm. just spoke to an old friend. i might be average. that's depressing as hell. i always thought i was slightly above. then again, maybe i'm average amongst the guys she has known. i could swear i've been above average in other relationships.

WHY DO WE THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS!?
;-)

seriously, though, it's all a comic subject, isn't it?
posted by shane 03 May | 21:21
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
posted by JanetLand 04 May | 07:23
ikkyu2, that is one of the most useful pages the Internet has to offer. My gut feeling, based on a fairly racy set of high school and college years is that it's about 2:5. This can go 1:5 if the guy is getting out of the pool, and 3:5 if the guy is getting out of the sauna. That in-between thing we always called a chubby and it's usually got most of the size but none of the direction. Also JanetLand, both pronunciations are correct.
posted by jessamyn 04 May | 12:00
re: ikkyu's link:

How do some of those guys pee? There's nothing there at all to hold on to. Do they have to get a chubby before they unzip?
posted by Five Fresh Fish 04 May | 12:49
I am completely fascinated by ikkyu2's link.
posted by scody 04 May | 22:54
Feared up. || Massive Bollywood songs depository. (Not downloadable, though).

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