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24 April 2006
This thread is long overdue.→[More:]Please remit as soon as possible.
IF WE DO NOT RECIEVE YOUR THREAD AFTER THAT, WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE ILLEGAL ACTION TO REMEDY ALL DEBTS, AND SEND PASQUALE AND NUNZIO OVER TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH YOU.
(confidentially, I'm lucky I'm still vertical. I had 3 strong-ass bloodys and a chicken sandwich. as is customary, the tender put an inverted shot glass in front of me and said 'one on me.' I'm like 'I gotta go back to work.' he's all 'how about a shot of something?' I gave it serious consideration, but...I wanna spend the day mellow, not horizontal.)
this is the thread's *FINAL NOTICE* failure to appear in court for jury duty within 10 days of the date of this notice may result in fines up to $250 and jail time.
Dear thread:
Please contact my office to set up a plan that suits your situation so this may be resolved in a timely manner. We are prepared to waive a portion of your interestingness in order to allow you to focus on your principle. Failure to do so will result in recollection fees.
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