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23 March 2006

WHO WILL WIN!? →[More:]Actually, it's part of a survey and the WWW hasn't decided if they'll go with this cover story. But I'll bet they report on it! This is big news!

post by: shane at: 12:31 | 33 comments

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this news. At last, Bigfoot has come forward to save us all.

posted by interrobang 23 March | 12:32

I'm with the Aliens, 23-0!!

posted by tr33hggr 23 March | 12:32

Why doesn't Bigfoot have a penis? Enquiring minds want to know.

posted by iconomy 23 March | 12:33

it's a GIRL

posted by ethylene 23 March | 12:34

It should at least be pixelated.

posted by tr33hggr 23 March | 12:34

Huh. Well, where are the big hairy boobs then, eh?

posted by tr33hggr 23 March | 12:35

Under the HAIR

posted by ethylene 23 March | 12:36

Bigfoot is so going to kick alien tushie.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 12:38

Damn, Bigfoot is one ugly dude.

posted by iconomy 23 March | 12:39

I'm taking bigfoot at -6.5

posted by mike9322 23 March | 12:40

Um, +6.5. Bigfoot isn't favored. Duh.

posted by mike9322 23 March | 12:41

Bigfoot looks exactly like the guy who played...uh...the guy. On Night Court. Except that the guy who played the guy on Night Court is even taller than Bigfoot.

posted by iconomy 23 March | 12:41

omg-- Look! Bigfoot is a chick, dude! Who doesn't know this?
She will kill you.
The women Bigfoots do the ranging and killing and protecting the other Bigfoots, except then they do that deaf wandering organutang thang.

It's a Girl Thing.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 12:43

Girl Bigfoot is so much worse than gorilla.
gorilla will just kill you, whop.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 12:45

Bigfoot looks like Kenny Rogers.

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posted by shane 23 March | 12:46

Bigfoot draws it out, eh?

posted by tr33hggr 23 March | 12:46

The male Bigfoot is the nutria. The females actually keep them as pets. Try not to think about it too much.

posted by Capn 23 March | 12:47

BF is Tommy Lee Jones. Although Kenny Rogers is a good guess.

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posted by omiewise 23 March | 12:49

The male Bigfoot is the nutria. The females actually keep them as pets. Try not to think about it too much.
posted by Capn 23 March | 12:47

i rest my case
and had my tush laugh for the day
because it's true

posted by ethylene 23 March | 12:52

Bigfoot in 3. The Aliens play good defense, but their starting lineup lacks versatility in the back 9. When they played the Ninjas, the Aliens went into halftime with a lead of pi to e. The fourth quintile found them squandering this lead with flubbed passes and unnecessary icing. How can we expect them to do better against Bigfoot who leads the league in yards mowed and television reception?

posted by ooga_booga 23 March | 12:53

"They Try To Abduct"
TRY

reading is fun da mental

posted by ethylene 23 March | 12:55

This thread brings back memories.

posted by danostuporstar 23 March | 12:57

And, of course, sorta the other perspective.

posted by danostuporstar 23 March | 13:00

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posted by interrobang 23 March | 13:11

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posted by danostuporstar 23 March | 13:16

:Note the forward arching of the Bigfoot's shoulders as it glances off the rays and swats away boneless little aliens.
Should the Bigfoot reach full dorsal reflexion, mammary glands would be evident under it's multipurposed matted hair--

and that's an ilustration

You only ever catch a glimpse of the female Bigfoot

posted by ethylene 23 March | 13:18

*lights cigarette*

Look, me and the WWN have a bit of a history.

We wanted to write a story about an Elvis toaster that shed tears of real blood and sang "Love Me Tender".
I can't give you their whole policy but let's just say they only accepted submissions from not the US.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 13:21

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how much do you think they pay for stuff like this?

posted by ethylene 23 March | 13:23

i could totally kick that painting's ass.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 13:23

without Kenny Rogers.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 13:24

My IRC channel will win.

posted by Eideteker 23 March | 14:37

win aliens?

posted by ethylene 23 March | 15:00

and then people wonder how these things happen:

Bigfoot almost made me lose my baby

posted by ethylene 23 March | 16:23

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