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22 March 2006

Last night a ferret tried to chew off my left hand [More:]It was pretty awful. The little bastard just grabbed ahold of my wrist and started chewing away. I got him by the throat, but the harder I tried to pull him off, the tighter he clung and the faster he chewed.

I started screaming and then I woke up and found myself holding my left wrist in a vicelike grip and my left arm had gone to sleep.

So I'm telling my boss the story this morning and he tells me that last night he had a dream that he was in a prison or something. They had clamped his left hand in a vice and to get away sawed off his hand with a hacksaw. The funny part was that it didn't hurt, but it seemed to take a very long time.

How's that for strange coincidences?
Well, that's just a little bit of 'wow', isn't it?
posted by Frisbee Girl 22 March | 15:39
According to standard and scientifically factual dream interpertation techniques, your boss is planning to flee to a non-extradition treaty country with the company's money, and you are attracted to him.
posted by Capn 22 March | 15:47
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