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22 March 2006

I have invented a new phrase to torment my wife with, and that phrase is: →[More:]
Butt Lumber.

post by: selfnoise at: 09:20 | 24 comments

I almost lol'ed. What does it mean?

posted by LunaticFringe 22 March | 09:22

Know what?

Chicken butt.

posted by iconomy 22 March | 09:23

Nicely done, delaying the payoff till we look at the More Inside. Good form.

posted by shane 22 March | 09:26

"Honey, we're almost out of butt lumber. I'm heading to the store for more."

"That's butt lumber, and I hate it. I'm never gonna read anything by that guy again."

"Butt lumber!"

No, really, how is it used?

posted by omiewise 22 March | 09:33

"Take 'im out to the woodshed and apply the butt lumber."

posted by danostuporstar 22 March | 09:38

Know what?

Chicken butt.

Know why?

Chicken thigh.

posted by sisterhavana 22 March | 09:39

Those who live in ass houses shouldn't be knocking the butt lumber?

posted by Wolfdog 22 March | 09:40

That chicken butt joke makes me laugh every time.

posted by jrossi4r 22 March | 09:44

This is why I'm proud to be a Pennsylvania. How about you, jrossi? We have a Big Butt Lumber Festival.

All of you non-Pennsylvanians can suck it.

posted by iconomy 22 March | 09:47

Well, as you point out it can be used in a number of different contexts. I generally use it, however, to describe my restroom produce.

"Excuse me for a moment; I have to lay down some butt lumber."

posted by selfnoise 22 March | 10:06

How about Revolutionary pooping? Courtesy of Wino in the cuba/baseball thread (I'm too lazy to go get the link).

posted by LunaticFringe 22 March | 10:10

Know who?

Chicken Poo.

And the circle is complete.

Butt lumber is pretty good, selfnoise!

posted by fenriq 22 March | 10:13

We have a Big Butt Lumber Festival.

The girl in the photo to the right of Big Butt Lumber Festival has a nice big butt. Do Pennsylvanian women have nice big butts?

posted by shane 22 March | 10:28

Well mine's big, but I'm not sure if it's nice.

posted by iconomy 22 March | 10:29

i'm sure it's great, iconomy. you mean being a rawwie hasn't shrunk you to bare bones?

btw, you would LOVE the north american vegetarian society summerfest, you'd eat TONS of great (raw) food and meet cool peeps, and you'd get to meet soyjoy!

posted by shane 22 March | 10:50

Know when?

Hen zen.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 22 March | 10:51

"Excuse me for a moment; I have to lay down some butt lumber."

I'm thinking maybe your wife would cringe even more if you said "I have to mill a few board feet of butt lumber."

posted by Miko 22 March | 11:09

Pennsy rules! I want a t-shirt from the Big Butt Lumber Festival.

posted by jrossi4r 22 March | 11:13

Know how?

Kung Pow

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 22 March | 11:42

Anybody recall the pr0n movie in the Big Lebowski?

LOG JAMMING!!!!!!

posted by pieisexactlythree 22 March | 13:04

But do you really know when?

Little chicken men.

(yeah I know it doesn't make any sense.)

posted by jann 22 March | 13:31

When I work in front of the computer too long without taking a break, I get the worst case of Brown Cubical Butt you've ever seen.

posted by danostuporstar 22 March | 13:40

Well, dano, it sounds better than Pocket Rot any day.

posted by Miko 22 March | 14:14

is this relevant? not really.

posted by rumple 22 March | 17:46

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