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16 February 2006

That felt weird. [More:]
During a massive getting-things-organized, I discovered a folder with memorabilia from my childhood. Including my baptism and confirmation certificates.
*dunks Triple-F's head underwater*

Just figured I'd complete the experience for you.
posted by jonmc 16 February | 19:11
To imagine, there was a time I believed that stuff.

To imagine, my parents involved me in a mystical religious initiation rite without my consent.

I find the whole thing very disturbing. They were all trying to in-cult me!
posted by Five Fresh Fish 16 February | 19:11
Well, if you don't believe in it, ultimately, no harm done.
posted by jonmc 16 February | 19:15
Yeah, but (s?)he could have caught a cold!
posted by matildaben 16 February | 19:16
I remember my confirmation quite clearly. I had mono. Ribbons of snot everywhere. I may have sneezed on the bishop.
posted by jonmc 16 February | 19:18
Wait, Fish is RC?
posted by orthogonality 16 February | 19:24
Wait, Fish is RC?

I dunno if animals have religions. Except of course St. Bernards.
posted by jonmc 16 February | 19:26
My mother suspects that I was secretly baptized by my devoutly RC grandfather. I, in turn, suspect that my daughter may have been secretly baptized by my born again inlaws. Tradition!
posted by jrossi4r 16 February | 19:30
Fish is thoroughly, absolutely atheist. Only crazy people believe in a "higher power."

And why assume RC? I'm pretty sure the Baptists are all about baptism, I know the Prots do baps and cons, and I am certain a lotta the splintery evangel groups do the same.
posted by Five Fresh Fish 16 February | 19:32
Only crazy people believe in a "higher power."

Easy, partner. I can respect both your athiesm and your hard feelings about being brought up in a religious tradition, but....this ain't MeFi.
posted by jonmc 16 February | 19:34
I was not christened; my parents waited until I was a teenager to get baptized as an adult in our Congregational church. Then, years later, I joined a Baptist church (American Baptist! the liberal ones!) and with friends and family present was baptized by full immersion. It was one of the most incredible experiences of my life.
posted by stilicho 16 February | 19:35
Yeah - Let's not break out the cartoons around here, please.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 16 February | 19:36
Uh - that was me seconding jonmc.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 16 February | 19:36
Confirmation is generally RC and the more upper class churches to it: C of E, Episcopalian, some Lutherans.

Dunno about the really UHB Unitarians and Congregationalists.
posted by orthogonality 16 February | 19:37
How do you baptize a fish?

And don't worry about being involved in the ritual w/out consent. It's just a little water.
posted by Eideteker 16 February | 19:52
How do you baptize a fish?

In melted butter.
posted by jonmc 16 February | 19:55
Immerse it in water of course.
posted by nomis 16 February | 19:59
I was christened without my consent, but I got over it. I don't know why I was christened, since there was and is no religion in our family.
posted by nomis 16 February | 20:01
"I was christened without my consent."

Me too.

Oh, how it burrrrrnnnnssss!!!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 16 February | 20:08
My sole point is that it seems very weird to have had religious things done to me when I'm not at all religious.

Except about my Mac. I love this little iBook.

Incidently, why does MeCha not show the "Post" button when JS is turned off?
posted by Five Fresh Fish 16 February | 20:16
jon, you're on comedy crack today. And realize that I hate "on crack" jokes when I say that; but you are in all threads at all times, leaving a quip-a-minute.

It's quite amusing, buddy. Maybe you could post more burlesque girls, though? I love me some natural women who aren't afraid to be sexy!
posted by Eideteker 16 February | 20:17
jon, you're on comedy crack today.

That's the kind that squirts water in your eye when you light up the pipe, right? I hate it when that happens.
posted by jonmc 16 February | 20:25
"My sole point is that it seems very weird to have had religious things done to me when I'm not at all religious."

I thought sole was a salt water fish? Or did you mean "soul point?"

Anyway - yeah. I was raised in a religious household, so I'm occasionally taken aback by the memorabilia of a pre-hellbound It's Raining Florence Henderson.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 16 February | 20:30
Hee: I read that as "pre-hellhound IRFH"
posted by gaspode 16 February | 21:02
One of the weirdest/coolest things I ever found amongst my paperwork is this, which was awarded to me when I crossed the Equator sailing from Australia to England as a child.

There was a ceremony where a crew member dressed as Neptune dunked me in the pool and then my face was painted with ice cream, using a big wallpaper-paste brush and a bucket of melted ice cream.

I think I'll get this framed, it's kind of neat and I don't know anyone else who has one.
posted by essexjan 17 February | 04:51
Aw. That's adorable, jan!

I've moved too many times to come across anything unexpected. Sad, really.
posted by taz 17 February | 06:06
Aw, that's cool, jan! The US Navy still does some sort of goofy ceremony for people crossing the Equator for the first time (at least the did when my brother was in the Navy in the 1980s/1990s).

As for christening and baptism - you don't have much choice as a child or baby when your parents decide to do something like that. Me and my sibs (four brothers) were christened as babies and the three older boys were confirmed into the Episcopal church. Confirmation is done with a child's cooperation after religious schooling. Although I'm not an atheist, I agree with FFF. Such things should not be done without consent.
posted by deborah 17 February | 15:42
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