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09 February 2006

Confessionmecha - what was the biggest age difference between you and your sex partner. Was it any good?[More:] I'll go first - he was twentytwo years older, full head of white hair, tanned, fit and oh my, talented mouth.
But that is right up there in the dirty old man category isn't it?
I was eighteen and he was thirty-one. My, did that seem exotically old.
posted by Miko 09 February | 20:26
Last year there was a 30 year old guy. I was 22.

It was good.
posted by SassHat 09 February | 20:26
The woman was well over 10 years older than me. I was too drunk to really notice.
posted by jonmc 09 February | 20:28
Me: 33
Her: 22
Sex: Good
posted by bmarkey 09 February | 20:31
16 and 40s---fabulous!
posted by amberglow 09 February | 20:31
I dunno if age makes as much of a difference as experience. The only time I've ever been on an equal plane with that was when I was groping naked on the couch with a neighbor boy at 15. yes, you read that right.
posted by jonmc 09 February | 20:33
Biggest difference here has been 7 years in either direction - one older woman, one younger man, one younger woman. I may consider exploring my Mrs. Robinsonian side in the future however.
posted by matildaben 09 February | 20:35
i still learn new tricks from older guys : >
posted by amberglow 09 February | 20:40
Me: 20
Her: 38
Sex: Indescribably amazing

I don't think that I'll ever have sex that good again.
posted by cmonkey 09 February | 20:43
A mate of mine lost his 14-year old virginity to his mothers best friend (who was in her mid 40s). Claims that she taught him everything.
posted by dabitch 09 February | 20:46
I was 20. He was in his mid-30s. It was so meh. Which was disappointing. I've always liked "older" guys and he was the only one I was ever with.
posted by jrossi4r 09 February | 20:47
I forgot to answer the "was it good" part? Not really, though I guess I thought so at the time. I much prefer people my own age now. Everyone is much, much better at everything.
posted by Miko 09 February | 20:48
Okay, here goes -

23 (me), her (35), engaged, sex? Meh. We broke up. Never let it be said that ultra-rich people are even close to sane (her family was oil/stocks rich).

27 (me), her (18) - girl that got me to Seattle. Ever read Great Expectations? Her mother was Mrs. Havisham, truly creepy. Sex? Okay.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 09 February | 20:56
Me 14 her 40 something. It was very good. I always went after older women. As a teen boy if you hit on a women much older you get laughed off or you get laid. It was a lot esier than asking out girls my age.
posted by arse_hat 09 February | 20:59
*kicks self for not thinking of arse_hat's scheme during teen years*
posted by bmarkey 09 February | 21:02
Actually, looking back, there was a neighbor lady who was flirting with me (showing interest in my music collection, etc) when I was a teen, but I was too dense to notice at the time. And when I was a salesman, I had several 40+ ladies who would flirt with me through my shpiel, including one pair of 50+ ladies who i overheard saying "he's cute," "yeah," to eacother behind my back. I need to find a retorement community and become a gigolo.
posted by jonmc 09 February | 21:03
Me: 19, fiercely liberal
Her: mid-30s (her story kept changing), rabid reactionary
Sex: astounding, like angry sex and make-up sex rolled into one
posted by goatdog 09 February | 21:21
I was 24, he was 35; I was getting my Master's, he was finishing his PhD; we were on the union steering committee together at U of Iowa. It all seemed rather scandalous! The sex was quite good, and I really liked him, but we were just in very different places in our lives (read: I was immature and sorta fucked-up; he was a grumpy curmudgeon-in-training). It didn't last long, and ended kind of weirdly.

Current boyfriend is 7 years older (me 36; him 43), which is the second-oldest age gap in my relationship history. The sex is fantastic.

Now that I'm -- ahem -- an "older" woman in relation to boys in their teens and early 20s, I suppose I could go about making some of their sweet young dreams come true. Problem is I find almost anyone under the age of 25 to be from another planet. I did hit on an 18-year-old student back in grad school (after the semester was over!) when I was 25, but nothing ever came from it aside from drunkenly making out in my car after a party.
posted by scody 09 February | 21:29
Problem is I find almost anyone under the age of 25 to be from another planet.

I can dig that. Oddly, back in college I had some 15-year old making goo-goo eyes at me while I was waiting in line for Stones tickets. Combine that with incidents like the old broads getting gooshy on me, and I begin to come to the conclusion that I'm seriously out of sync with people my own age.
posted by jonmc 09 February | 21:32
In the other direction I was 36 and she was 17. It was very good. She had been flirting with me but I stayed away because I was her prof. But once the year ended and my sssional contract was done I had no reason to run away.
posted by arse_hat 09 February | 21:41
Me 24, 25ish, she was 55 and gorgeous. Best one night stand, ever. Furniture was broken, as were my glasses.

Except it wasn't really a one night stand, it was more like a one night, all day the next day, all night the next night and the next morning stand. I still occasionally wonder where she's at.

A couple of years earlier I dated a 36 yo for almost 2 years. The sex was really good then, too.
posted by loquacious 09 February | 21:47
I was a young lad and she was a mighty mother oak tree, 200 years if she was a day. Alas, she gave me splinters and I cut her down.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 09 February | 22:16
I somehow tend to date men way older than me...the smallest difference was 5 years, on average 12-15 years difference for the rest, and one was even 32 years older than me...(don't ask!). I think men are like wine...
posted by ramix 09 February | 22:19
Me: 30, he: 17 and it was rather awkward and sweet. Now at 40 and 27 (we're ftf, by the way) it's downright pretty near to heaven.
posted by WolfDaddy 09 February | 22:25
ftf? (forgive my ignorance)
posted by jonmc 09 February | 22:26
face to face? You kept your toyboy? :)
posted by dabitch 09 February | 22:28
you asking me or him?
posted by jonmc 09 February | 22:30
I'm asking wolfdaddy - I thought you were supposed to throw the wee fish back in. ;) [oh I'm kidding!]
posted by dabitch 09 February | 22:31
Me 25...her 18 and a katrina evacuee....

i much rather prefer someone very close to my age...
posted by Schyler523 09 February | 22:33
He was a 900 year old green midget and I was a 19-year-old knight-in-training. He smelled awful but he could pick up huge ships with his mind so I thought it best to go along with his advances. I still find green slime in places.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 09 February | 22:52
ftf = friends that fuck ... sometimes face to face, but not mandatory ;-)

And dabitch ... he kept me. This makes me happy on many levels.
posted by WolfDaddy 09 February | 23:02
Me: 33
Him: 49
Sex: I married him (aka: good)
posted by deborah 10 February | 00:26
I'd say sexual friend. To me, fuck buddy implies just sex and friends with benefits implies that the other aspects of friendship aren't worth as much.
posted by brujita 10 February | 00:27
Wow. I actually come close to winning this one! When I was 21, I had a fling with a 56-year-old classmate. Yep. It was okay. Not great. I actually didn't like her very much.

My current SO is, um, about 18 years older than I am. I'm probably more ready to get involved with people my own age now that people my own age aren't so stupid.
posted by mudpuppie 10 February | 01:43
me = 19, him = 31. Him also = my boyfriend's sister's husband. Yeah. I wasn't known for making good decisions 11 years ago. Sex was OK. It probably seemed a lot better at the time.

I think every other person I've hooked up with has been within 3 years either way. mr. g is 3 years older. My last LTR was 3 years younger.
posted by gaspode 10 February | 01:48
Her 18 /Me 25 = totally amazing but i think that was just cuz she was krayzee wild. I had finger furrows that scabbed over and a fat lip for days.
posted by sciurus 10 February | 09:24
Upwards: Me, mid-twenties; him... possibly near 60. I really have no idea, because we were both very drunk and he was a pity fuck. And as drunk pity fucks go, it was pretty bad.

Downwards: Me, 25; him, just turned 20. Amazing.

Most of the women I've fooled around with were around my age, though I will never forget mid-30s P.J. (and her husband M. who taught me how to do prostate massage!) and her amazing nipples. (Why do you think I mostly keep my nails short?)

I prefer older guys, and the most consistent age gap for me is between three to 10 years.
posted by TrishaLynn 10 February | 13:14
Let's see. I was 18, he was 43 I think. But we only kissed. Which I don't really remember the quality of. Which probably means not great. The other large gap one was when I was 26, he was 40 something. it was also not memorable. The rest were all within 8 years or so either way. Mrs. Chewy falls into that category & she's the best kisser in the universe, and being in love just makes it that much better. I did have a one night fling with a coworker about 10 years ago before I met her that was fabulous - the only time with a man that was like that. I've always been more comfortable with women.
posted by chewatadistance 10 February | 13:44
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