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01 February 2006

Today? Thanks, but you can keep it. [More:]SHITSTORM! 1. Woke up with sense of hatred & dread. 2. Deformed shoulder blade pressing into all chairs, feeling lopsided = insanity. 3. Friend acting (un?)intentionally obtuse in most aggravating manner. 4. Moronic coworkers treating insightful person (me) as wasteful idiot. 5. On dash for the door, last-minute dressing-down by boss trying to hastily check some box off the 'five minutes I spend per day dealing with underlings' schedule.

I swear to the heavens above and the earth below, fellas, today was the day someone almost launched her bad temper on the world. Just sayin'.
Today my boss informed me that he recently consulted a psychic to predict whether we would all be laid off.

It could be worse.
posted by selfnoise 01 February | 21:25
Sure. My hair could be on fire.
posted by rebirtha 01 February | 21:32
Yeah. Fire bad.

My solution is to imagine being Bruce Lee in the yellow tracksuit, running through my office kicking the cubicle walls over and emitting piercing shouts.
posted by selfnoise 01 February | 21:34
You could have badly bruised your knee tripping over a headphone cord. Minor injury, but what a stupid way to publicly maim yourself.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 21:34
The main (hot, hard) thrust of this argument is how infuriated I am right now. With, perhaps, a secondary (long, slow) subtopic of how I intend to make myself feel better after this day in which shit has apparently been swapped out for sunshine.
posted by rebirtha 01 February | 21:37
Well, I've resumed blogging with several allegedly humorous entries including a summary of why February is the cruelest month.
posted by wendell 01 February | 22:55
Today has widely sucked all over. Witness my plaint lower down.
posted by warbaby 01 February | 23:09
Hey, Wendell!! This is my birthday month. Chill out, you.
posted by warbaby 01 February | 23:13
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