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01 February 2006

I'm in a good mood... [More:]
What are you gonna do about it?

Bask in it?
posted by Capn 01 February | 15:13
Offer congratulations, of course.

Congratulations!
posted by omiewise 01 February | 15:13
Ah I love you stupid motherfuckers...C'mon over here for a giant overlong man hug.

posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 15:14
*tapdances*

yadadada!
posted by jonmc 01 February | 15:14
care for some sundried-tomato chipotle salsa and chips?
posted by Lipstick Thespian 01 February | 15:19
Did you just get a boob-o-gram?
posted by porpoise 01 February | 15:21
with a lemon twist?
posted by jonmc 01 February | 15:21
fuckola, porpoise.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 15:21
care for some sundried-tomato chipotle salsa and chips?

I would except that I fail to understand why people want to take a perfectly good tomato and then dry it in the sun. Hey, want this vegetable I left out in the sun for a week instead of storing it properly?

It's like skydiving in that regard, at least for me.

Did you just get a boob-o-gram?


Not yet, but I've submitted a RFB-O-G to my special lady.

I've just been enjoying the music I've been listening to, today and being healthy.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 15:23
Also,

Fuckola Porpoise.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 15:24
Also,
I've decided to grow fangs.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 15:25
I would except that I fail to understand why people want to take a perfectly good tomato and then dry it in the sun.

It could be worse. One of the steam table joints around here had a sign reading (no-joke) "Sun Dried Chicken Salad." Must take a while to sundry a whole hen.

and being healthy


Oh no, they've gotten to you. Maybe friday instead of a beer, we can grab a bite or something.

I've decided to grow fangs.

Then I'm taking you to an all-you-can-eat place. When we get to the counter, you say in a Transylvanian accent "I'm 400 years old. I demand a senior citizen discount!"
posted by jonmc 01 February | 15:28

posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 15:30
Self-censored, awesome.

I didn't quit, I just stopped. I'ma have a drink or three this evening as a matter of fact.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 15:31
Pips is sicker than a dawg. Perhaps Friday? I get paid then too.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 15:32
I'm free tonight only this week, next week fo'sho. Go take care of the lady.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 15:34
Think of sun-drying a tomato as you would reducing a sauce: all those wonderful flavors are being concentrated, so they're even yummier.

Also, congrats on the good mood. If you have any left over send it westward, would you?
posted by bmarkey 01 February | 15:35
No problem. There's a great super bowl booze & food special up my way on Sunday. $25/all you can eat and drink from kickoff to final whistle. You and hugh should meet up with me there. It's at the Remote.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 15:37
I would except I would rather drink fifteen back to back pitchers of warm biker piss than watch a football game. Sorry babes.


Think of sun-drying a tomato as you would reducing a sauce: all those wonderful flavors are being concentrated, so they're even yummier.


Doesn't work for me, it's too concentrated, a good tomato is just one of those rare things that cannot be improved by leaving it out in the sun for flys to shit on. I'm a rebel, I know, I've made my peace.

I'll send good mood blasts however, I'm just tring to get the spilled Bellinis and oyster shells cleaned out of my orgone box, should be about 20 minutes.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 15:43
I would except I would rather drink fifteen back to back pitchers of warm biker piss than watch a football game.

What a coincidence, that's what this place serves (I exaggerate, but not by much. This place is such a dive it makes Antarctica look like the St. Regis Hotel). But hey, the game is mainly an excuse to tank up on beer, nachos and hot dogs.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 15:52
If it was beer, nachos and hotdogs, then I can discuss it. Add football and you're going to have to kill me to get me to go.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 16:00
Communist. Over the course of a football game, I can consume a metric fuckload of dawgs, food & booze. And the crowd at this shithole would just your flavor of insanity.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 16:02
Nope, I don't like communism either, too similar to football.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 16:06
football is similar to comunism? Then Basketball would be anarcho-syndicalism, hockey some kind of half-assed socialism, and boxing libertarian capitalism. Tennis is some kind of retrograde feudalism.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 16:09
Shit, I'm supposed to go to a wanky SB party full of cute English birds and free everything, or I'd be there in a heartbeat, jonmc.

What a typo! I meant "swanky."

Anyway, my day started looking up after I laid a beatdown on that dude. In amongst all the other bullshit I do here, I have an "office" to decorate. It used to be a room, but now that I'm being put there, it moved up in the world.

Anyway, I have the usual corporate allotment of three (3) pieces of wall art from our corporately approved vendors. Look what I chose:

≡ Click to see image ≡

Surf's up, bitches!
posted by Hugh Janus 01 February | 16:14
cute English birds

Oh great, they're girls and they're English. You'll spend most of the night explaining the game to em and stuff. Wouldn't you rather be in a dirty bar full of sweaty, drunken yelling outer-borough meatheads in team jerseys stained with wing sauce? Huh?

now, i've gone and made my self all excited...
posted by jonmc 01 February | 16:22
Can you expense a candy dish?

posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 16:27
only if your name is Ken Lay and it's full of cocaine and borne by a rented dwarf.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 16:28
It's swanky, though.

And if I'm explaining the game, I don't have to pretend to root for either team (I'm nominally rooting for the Seahawks, but only because my Skins lost to 'em, and they're the NFL team playing).

Meatheads v. birds. Hmmmmmmmmm

Tweety tweet tweet!
posted by Hugh Janus 01 February | 16:28
I might be able to straight swipe one a those, Divine_Wino. Lemme go check.
posted by Hugh Janus 01 February | 16:29
Meatheads v. birds. Hmmmmmmmmm

Tweety tweet tweet!


*shoots birds, processes them into meat, puts on head*
posted by jonmc 01 February | 16:32
Alright, Mr. Bateman.
posted by Hugh Janus 01 February | 16:38
Just put the fucking lotion in the basket.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 16:40
I married Mallory?

Cool.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 16:40
Hey you know that Keith Richards clocking the dude with the guitar video over on mefi? Don't you think keith slept well that night? Like the sleep you have after doing a bunch of outdoor work on a cool fall day. Here's to a good job well done. That's why I'm in a good mood, Keith Richards.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 16:46
I was more on the naked rich guy in running shoes ripping up prostitutes, dispensing sartorial advice, and listening to Huey Lewis tip, but Choose Your Own Bateman, is what I always say.

And unfortunately, the best I can do is a big round crystal tray that I might have trouble getting through the lobby undetected. No candy dishes.
posted by Hugh Janus 01 February | 16:49
You should get a candy dish.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 16:50
Dude, just put the candy dish on your head and say it's a bling-bling skull cap.
posted by jonmc 01 February | 16:51
AW fuckin ay just watched keef man YEAH!
posted by Hugh Janus 01 February | 16:53
Isn't that the best thing ever?

God, so satisfying.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 16:54
He is our Guiding Light, Keef is. and role model

*returns to pockmarking skin with woodburning kit*
posted by jonmc 01 February | 16:55
Oh I thought you mighta needed one. A candy dish that is.
posted by Hugh Janus 01 February | 17:03
No, I eat my candy straight out the piņata, but they are good for office decorations.
posted by Divine_Wino 01 February | 17:07
Oh I just have to, I have to!!

Metachat: Choose your own Bateman.
posted by gaspode 01 February | 18:18
Wouldn't you rather be in a dirty bar full of sweaty, drunken yelling outer-borough meatheads in team jerseys stained with wing sauce? Huh?

What does it say about me that the above sounds really, really fun?
posted by mudpuppie 01 February | 18:47
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