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16 January 2006

Pets and sex! ...not like that. Ew. →[More:]So for you people who have/had pets, did they ever react strangely when you had sex? An old boyfriend used to have a dog that would howl like nothing else when we were getting it on (and ex said that was true for any girl - it wasn't just me). The dog had to be put out in the yard, otherwise the howling would go on and on. If we were not having sex and he was just kept out of the bedroom - no howling.

My friend had a cat that would climb on top of the wardrobe and watch. Never got up there any other time.

Anyone else have any strange pet/sex stories?

post by: gaspode at: 13:11 | 9 comments

I had birds. They chirped without even witnessing it. Apparently they could smell it in the air? Another time, we didn't have a pet but our downstairs neighbor did. After we finished up, we noticed that their cat was sitting on the window sill looking right at us. I imagine she was there for a while. That cat would also always know when we were naked in the bedroom cause she would always come around then too. No other times though. Pervert.

posted by panoptican 16 January | 13:35

I've had a dog put their cold wet nose in a most surprising place during sex. And one cat that wanted to sit on us while we were having sex. The fish never seemed to mind though.

posted by fenriq 16 January | 13:42

One time I was hanging out with a friend at a place where he was housesitting. Resident was a little dog. The dog didn't mind when my friend and I were having sex, but when the spanking started, the dog started shaking like he was having a panic attack. It was really weird and totally ruined the mood.

posted by matildaben 16 January | 15:19

I have a few female friends with dogs that try to "protect" them from their "attacker" during sex. May particularly be an issue if you like to mix things up a bit. Maybe the dogs need to be taught a safe word?

posted by gaspode 16 January | 15:27

but when the spanking started,

I love how there's no subject there. It's not "when he started spanking me" or "when I started spanking him".

It's as if the spanking is some uncaused cause, wholly external to the people having sex.

It's like, "when the moon rose" (no pun intended) or "when the clouds parted" (no pun intended) or "when the thunder cracked" (no pun intended).

posted by orthogonality 16 January | 15:32

It's not "when he started spanking me" or "when I started spanking him".

Duh, it's because we were spanking the dog!

posted by matildaben 16 January | 15:39

No pun intended?

posted by urbanwhaleshark 16 January | 16:08

Sadly, I've never had witnesses during sex. Even animal ones. I feel very empty.

Well, maybe the free floating microorganisms in the room were entertained.

posted by jonmc 16 January | 16:44

I'll never forget the time I was having sex with this hot porn star in the woods and a sasquatch came along and ripped out her implants. Disturbing.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 16 January | 18:14

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