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13 January 2006

Wanna drop some jaws? How do you pull it off?→[More:]
Me, I'd hold up a corner bodega, waving a gun around and shouting, all for a single roll of White Swan toilet paper. As I left, I'd cackle "I'm gonna wipe my ass, FOREVER!"

post by: Hugh Janus at: 12:00 | 9 comments

It's New York. They'd just shake their heads saying "Not again.."

posted by jonmc 13 January | 12:04

I'm not entirely sure, but I'm sure that it'll start with 5 bottles of "Bling" flavoured MD 20/20. Man, that shit gets you fucked up.

posted by cmonkey 13 January | 12:06

Please, Bling is a flavor of malt liquor. Brush up your booze.

posted by jonmc 13 January | 12:07

I would figure out a way to fill a subway car with water very quickly, then pay everyone on the car to play along, then flood the car between Brooklyn and Manhattan during rush hour and then have everyone wash out of the car on a big tide of water and then just get up and go about their business. I would get up last and grab the most befuddled looking person and say "Tomorrow please don't wear your wish ring to sleep if you are going to have onion pizza dreams"
then give them a big kiss and run away.

I need to win the lottery.

What does bling taste like, what is the flavor of bling?

posted by Divine_Wino 13 January | 12:08

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posted by Hugh Janus 13 January | 12:10

What does bling taste like, what is the flavor of bling?

you ever save a half-finshed lollipop and then foregt you had it, then find it again two weeks later and then take a lick?

Like that, but with a dash of robutussin.

posted by jonmc 13 January | 12:10

Well, OK, it's actually "Blue Raspberry" flavoured MD 20/20, but it has BLING BLING written underneath it for some inexplicable reason.

posted by cmonkey 13 January | 12:23

You really don't know why?

posted by Hugh Janus 13 January | 12:27

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posted by Hugh Janus 13 January | 12:29

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