MetaChat - Screw New Year's Day, it's my birthday! As king I hereby

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01 January 2006

Screw New Year's Day, it's my birthday! As king I hereby →[More:] grant all of you a year of whuffles, dingle, and peace.

Or rum, sodomy, and the lash as your wont may be.

post by: arse_hat at: 01:49 | 20 comments

How about rum, coke, and a squeeze of lime? (Or a Cuba Libre for the more politically minded.)

Either way, happy birthday.

posted by bmarkey 01 January | 02:02

OMG! H(NY)B!

I'm knitting you a beautiful new arse hat for your birthday gift!

posted by taz 01 January | 02:08

Happy Birthday! you're our new year's baby? were you the first baby born on that new year's?

*shivers* ; >

posted by amberglow 01 January | 02:11

taz that is so cool!

So we were just rockin to some of the Punjabi pimp daddies on the religious channel and I felt the need to dig this stuff out of the vault. I have no idea how my mind works.

Helix - Gimme Gimme Good Lovin

Autograph - Turn Up The Radio

posted by arse_hat 01 January | 02:12

amberglow, considering it was a town of some 4000 souls I think so.

posted by arse_hat 01 January | 02:13

Cheers! Come to IRC!

posted by moonbird 01 January | 02:16

Might I have lashes AND whuffles? Happy birthday you coverer of posteriors, you!

posted by LeeJay 01 January | 02:33

Bartender, *waves arm round room* lashes AND whuffles for ALL my friends!

posted by arse_hat 01 January | 02:36

*staggers drunkenly from one end of the room to another, whuffling indiscriminately*

posted by LeeJay 01 January | 02:38

*gets confused, washes, then lhuffles*

posted by taz 01 January | 02:51

*stashes taz and washes arse_hat*

posted by LeeJay 01 January | 03:53

Happy birthday, arse_hat!! I'll take the former - no lashes for this lassie please! - and spread the love with selfless dedication.

*proceeds to whuffle with wild abandon*

posted by Frisbee Girl 01 January | 11:48

happy arse hat day.
i proudly plan to call it arsehat day from now on.
i would say more but now i must curl around my soup bowl and cuddle in many layers of pillows and blankies.

posted by ethylene 01 January | 12:51

The arse hat birthday party has the best party hats.

Happy day to ya! Are you old yet?

posted by jrossi4r 01 January | 13:34

Wow, I don't think I've ever known anyone born on new year's day! COOL! Happy Areshat Day indeed!

MWAH! blink, blink

posted by chewatadistance 01 January | 14:39

"Are you old yet?"

It varies. I have days where my knees feel about 87 but then I walk past the Lego store and I'm about 10. My birth records peg me at 44.

posted by arse_hat 01 January | 15:54

Happy birthday!

posted by sisterhavana 01 January | 23:51

Hoppy Burfday, arse_hat!

posted by deborah 02 January | 00:57

i imagine your hat to be a thimble sized fez, red with a gold tassle.

posted by ethylene 02 January | 00:58

You see me as a pin head?

posted by arse_hat 02 January | 01:08

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