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22 October 2005

Wooooo! I'm breaking the first rule! Posting under the infulence!!! What will I type here that I'll wake up in the morning and regret?! Find out inside!→[More:]
In fourth grade I frunch kissed a cat for $2.50 and a G.I. Joe.
Haha, no, all lies! I just wanted you to like me, MetaChat!

post by: Capn at: 02:19 | 27 comments

I hate you, you foolish little... thing. Now kiss me like you kissed that cat.

posted by loquacious 22 October | 02:22

YOU GOT CLOCKED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

posted by ethylene 22 October | 02:25

chocolate... rock music... socks with different colored toes.

posted by Capn 22 October | 02:28

I hate you, you foolish little... thing. Now kiss me like you kissed that cat.

Fictionally?

posted by Capn 22 October | 02:28

rikocasikson
he don't get no respect

posted by ethylene 22 October | 02:28

come to irc.

posted by arse_hat 22 October | 02:31

Frunch kissed a cat??? How does one 'frunch kiss'?

posted by mischief 22 October | 02:54

like this≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by ethylene 22 October | 03:14

maybe this≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by ethylene 22 October | 03:15

if i did la mer or edith piaf, then i could afford not do the cher
so suck up the frunch
bitch
(that's a notable quote, not a snark)

posted by ethylene 22 October | 03:17

There's a first rule?

Now where the hell am I going to PUI?

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 22 October | 03:33

pooie? in the see through toilet i guess
there's post somewhere

posted by ethylene 22 October | 03:56

the first rule is don't pimp metachat
the second is suck it haters
the third is deal with it
the forth is qua?
the fifth is your reservation to not incriminate yourself

posted by ethylene 22 October | 03:58

Don't be silly. Everybody knows

First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

Nothing in there about drinkin' and postin', so go nuts.

posted by bmarkey 22 October | 04:16

but i'm thinking of blowing off my mommy
as she is like emily gilmore and faydunaway
but not lower uppper class
so adjust your scale

i can do what i want
i am an adult and a citizen and i keep thinking the glare on my keyboard is my caps lock button on and have for a whole day

posted by ethylene 22 October | 04:25

not in the mumlover sense
dirty!

posted by ethylene 22 October | 04:26

talk to my commies
,,,,
...

posted by ethylene 22 October | 04:27

OK, but what about kosher salami?

posted by bmarkey 22 October | 04:32

does this mean you'll take me to katz or that place by the east river that is not a reference to a mob thing?
can i have a reuben or a prastrami on rye?
or chopped liver?
or a soda?

posted by ethylene 22 October | 04:38

egg cream without innuendo?

posted by ethylene 22 October | 04:39

where's my two dollars?

posted by ethylene 22 October | 04:40

What do I look like, Kreskin?

Do they still sell Dr. Brown's cream soda in bottles? All I can find are cans, which are not nearly as good.

posted by bmarkey 22 October | 04:43

i don't want my two dollars
i bet someone looks like kreskin thought.

posted by ethylene 22 October | 04:49

no t, please
i should have 8

posted by ethylene 22 October | 04:50

I'm off to bed. Sleep well, all.

posted by bmarkey 22 October | 04:54

btw that is not really biz marquee
please disregard

posted by ethylene 22 October | 05:23

disregard me, that is

posted by ethylene 22 October | 05:24

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