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27 September 2005

The Metafilter Drinking Game →[More:]

Do you want to play? Not that we actually need any rules to drink. Here's what I've come up with so far, please add to them:

1. Take a drink whenever there is an AskMe a question about cats.

2. Take a drink whenever someone in AskMe says "paging jonmc" when the thread has anything to do with music.

3. Take 2 drinks whenever someone flirts with scody in MetaTalk.

4. Take a very small sip whenever you try to access the site and get a Jrun or other error. This is to conserve on alcohol, and also to prevent you from getting wasted way too early.

5. Take a shot followed by a beer chaser whenever someone asks what "." means.

6. Take a drink whenever someone mentions pancakes or asks if something vibrates.
post by: iconomy at: 14:55 | 74 comments
7. Take a drink when someone plays the "summon bevets" card

8. Take a shot whenever anyone makes a "Metafilter: ..." tagline
posted by gaspode 27 September | 14:57
9. Take a drink whenever someone posts an anonymous Ask Mefi question about breaking up with their boy/girlfriend.
posted by selfnoise 27 September | 15:02
I think I need to be on irc playing this one night.
posted by gaspode 27 September | 15:03
10. Take a vicodin every time T*** L*** signs his posts. T*** L***.
posted by Divine_Wino 27 September | 15:04
10. Take one drink whenever someone questions the validity of a MeTa callout.

11. Do a shot any time someone mentions Pepsi Blue.
posted by LeeJay 27 September | 15:04
12. Finish the bottle if you have a comment deleted and get a snippy snappy email about it.
posted by selfnoise 27 September | 15:04
13. Throw an empty bottle at the screen any time someone mockingly writes "best of the web."
posted by nickdanger 27 September | 15:06
14. Single link to CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo, NYT, etc post: do a shot.
posted by Capn 27 September | 15:06
15. Smoke a J if you post or comment is edited without being marked as having been edited.
posted by Capn 27 September | 15:07
Whenever JRun appears, down the whole bottle.
posted by dabitch 27 September | 15:10
16. Take two drinks anytime someone writes "your favorite band sucks."

17. Do a shot if it actually is your favorite band being discussed.

18. For every poster that shows up in a music thread to say something snarky about Coldplay, take one very small sip.

19. For every poster that shows up in the same thread to defend Coldplay, do a shot.

Whenever JRun appears, down the whole bottle.

Are you trying to kill us? ;)
posted by LeeJay 27 September | 15:12
Coldplay is elevator music for emo kids who got old.
posted by Capn 27 September | 15:15
Drink a rum and fruit juice drink everytime some pussy keeps going on and on and on about how he barely survived the hurricane and how bad his pitiful life sucks. Chase it with a beer if he mentions "You don't know, man, you weren't there!"

Pour a martini on the floor everytime someone mentions Miguel and say, "That was for my Portugeese homie."
posted by ColdChef 27 September | 15:15
Coldplay is elevator music for emo kids who got old.

*takes very small sip*
posted by LeeJay 27 September | 15:16
20. Do a shot any time someone harkens back to how good it was in the good old days.
posted by goatdog 27 September | 15:16
a shot for every "newsfilter" callout.
posted by gaspode 27 September | 15:16
Okay folks -- time to drink (Take a very small sip whenever you try to access the site and get a Jrun or other error).
posted by ericb 27 September | 15:17
21. Take a drink anytime someone shows up to announce that the good old days are a myth.
posted by LeeJay 27 September | 15:17
Do a shot whenever someone says "Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
posted by kellydamnit 27 September | 15:18
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
posted by quonsar 27 September | 15:19
21. Take a drink evertime someone points out the ordinality of someone's user number (ie, they are "old", "new" or came before or after some important user number milestone)
posted by Capn 27 September | 15:21
22. Smugly sip your ameretto every time you realize how glad you are that you never shelled out that five bucks.
posted by nickdanger 27 September | 15:22
23. Goatse link? Tequila Rampage!
posted by nickdanger 27 September | 15:23
24. Do a shot when someone mentions the mefi liberal cabal.
posted by haqspan 27 September | 15:26
nickdanger wins.

Take a shot whenever anyone says anybody wins.

Do two shots if you get a shout out. Do an extra one if DaShiv took the picture and the shouter looks hawt.
posted by rainbaby 27 September | 15:28
25. There is no cabal
posted by Capn 27 September | 15:29
Have a slug of beer every time someone calls Rothko "Alex".
posted by Specklet 27 September | 15:29
26. Oooh! Get wake-up-in-Tijuana wasted whenever uses a Metatalk thread to announce his or her exit.
posted by goatdog 27 September | 15:32
(There was a "someone" missing from that last comment.)
posted by goatdog 27 September | 15:35
27. Take another shot if they don't actually leave.
posted by LeeJay 27 September | 15:35
1. Invent online drinking game.
2. ????
3. PROFIT!!!

*shotguns beer*
posted by thatweirdguy2 27 September | 15:39
28. Take a drink every time a usage debate breaks out. Take two if "beg the question" is involved.
posted by dame 27 September | 15:41
this is an awesome game!
posted by dabitch 27 September | 15:46
29. Finish your drink if someone accuses MeFi of being US-centric

posted by Capn 27 September | 15:47
30. Take a drink any time someone uses l33t in a mocking manner.

31. Take a drink any time someone uses l33t in a non-mocking manner.
posted by goatdog 27 September | 15:48
32. "Flag and move on" = 1 shot
"I flagged this comment as [...]" = 2 shots
posted by Capn 27 September | 15:49
26. Take a sip anytime someone messes up the order in a high-traffic numbered post.
posted by Capn 27 September | 15:50
33. Jägermeister shot when someone mention's nazis, Godwin or Marlene Dietrich.
posted by danostuporstar 27 September | 15:54
33. Do a shot and throw the glass in the fireplace anytime Godwin's Law or Hitler is invoked.

*on preview: damn!
posted by me3dia 27 September | 15:57
34. Grab yourself when someone calls "boyzone." Then take a drink.
posted by rainbaby 27 September | 15:57
34. [this is good] = [do a shot]
posted by goatdog 27 September | 15:57
Metafilter: My cat says coldplay sounds like Marlene Dietrich eating a pancake but I think this begs the question: is there a Metafilter liberal cabal, and was it better back in the old days? This cabal, it vibrates?
posted by Capn 27 September | 15:58
*passes out*
posted by LeeJay 27 September | 15:59
I suspect we would all be dead in a day with this game.

Still, I'm up for it.
posted by gaspode 27 September | 15:59
'egregious'...drink something, thwump someone.
posted by peacay 27 September | 16:34
35. Double Post = Have A Drink
posted by Fuzzy Monster 27 September | 16:35
36. Double Post = Have A Drink
posted by Fuzzy Monster 27 September | 16:36
Capn, that's funny.

37. Drink everytime you think of that big blue bitch; stay home and put her out of your misery.
posted by Hugh Janus 27 September | 16:48
Bathroom break when ParisParamus is referred to as PeePee.
posted by Armitage Shanks 27 September | 16:56
Thank god you worked that one in, I thought I was going to burst!
posted by dabitch 27 September | 17:00
39. Complaints about news filter? Two shots.
posted by brainwidth 27 September | 17:28
'egregious'...drink something, thwump someone.
Good one! How could I have missed that? You know that's my biggest mf peeve.

Want to join my new club? PAUSE. People Against USing Egregious.
posted by iconomy 27 September | 17:39
The egregious use of egregious?
posted by Capn 27 September | 18:13
"26. Oooh! Get wake-up-in-Tijuana wasted whenever uses a Metatalk thread to announce his or her exit."

Hey, when I announced my exit I was already wake-up-in-Tijuana wasted.

Also:

40. Whenever anyone questions the use of "begs the question", take a double shot with a twist of lime and a lick of rock salt.
posted by mr_crash_davis 27 September | 18:32
quonsar subrules:

When a player asks how quonsar can get away with it and other users cannot: take a shot.
If a player capitalises Quonsar: take a shot.
If quonsar makes a snarky comment about the stability of metafilter: take a shot.
If a meetup thread includes a photo with a picture containing the word quonsar written on a napkin: take a shot
If a comment contains the words "quonsar" and "free" together: take a shot:
If quonsar is banned from metafilter for an indeterminate amount of time: Drink the bottle.
posted by seanyboy 27 September | 19:39
Every time you think of the game, drink until you forget.

(Sorry guys, but I just thought of it and wanted to share my loss...)
posted by mayfly wake 27 September | 19:57
42. Take a drink every time a political thread becomes a ParisParamus/dios vs. anyone bashfest.

43. Take a drink for every FPP that is simply several words, each with a different link (or one word, each letter with a different link) with no explanation.
posted by sisterhavana 27 September | 20:33
44. One drink for every "classic MetaFilter cliche" (pancakes/pony/vibrates/need-a-television/etc), and TWO if it is used by someone whose username you've neverseen before.
posted by wendell 27 September | 21:58
45. A pina colada everytime members of the "liberal cabal" start turning on amberglow.
posted by wendell 27 September | 21:59
46. One drink for every "Flash Fun" post, two if it's NOT on Friday.
posted by wendell 27 September | 22:01
47. A shot and a beer for every mention of metafilthy.
posted by wendell 27 September | 22:02
48. A double for every mention of MetaChat, MonkeyFilter, 9622.net or the "site that dare not speak its name".
posted by wendell 27 September | 22:03
49. A Long Sloe Screw Up Against The Wall With A Twist whenever there's an anonymous AskMe question that is NOT about sex.
posted by wendell 27 September | 22:10
A shot whenever someone points out that "Witty" doesn't live up to his name.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 27 September | 22:31
51. Each meta callout followed by "flag it and move on" and "worst callout ever", drink a B&B.

52. Each zombie-reference followed by "Brains! BRRRaaaainnnnss!" drink an Intergalactic Gargle Blaster.
posted by dabitch 27 September | 22:54
53. Take three shots and bash your head on the table during every Alex Reynolds flameout.

54. Each Ethereal Bligh cock sorta liking reference.
posted by Peak Oil 28 September | 00:07
55. Each Ethereal Bligh girl sorta stalking reference.
posted by go dog go 28 September | 00:10
56. Every time the fallout from a mefi post winds up on Metachat.
posted by nickdanger 28 September | 00:12
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posted by dg 28 September | 00:44
Oh, fucking shit ... I'm drunk after this.
posted by jrun 28 September | 01:05
"I, for one, welcome..."

Shot.
posted by mediareport 28 September | 01:39
58. Mac Vs. PC argument: one drink for each mention of an OS. Two for linux. Result: Drunk by end of thread.
posted by safetyfork 28 September | 09:28
59. A shot for every use of "teh" or "evar". Two shots if they're in the same sentence.
posted by deborah 28 September | 16:22
This thread got me shithammered drunk. Thanks.
loquacious tests it out! :))
posted by dabitch 29 September | 08:44
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