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27 September 2005

Cooking with metachat! I was bored tonight.
So I made a cookbook blog of all the killer amazing recipes everyone has posted.

Oh, and I finally stopped being so lazy and typed up one of mine. [More:]
kellydamnit's spaghetti sauce

This is my family's sauce, everyone modifies it a bit for their own needs, my version is a bit spicier than my mom and grandmother's. Like all Italians, I am unfamiliar with measuring cups. This is so insanely easy, and no one ever believes me. Once you get it all together it's just stirring occasionally while you do something else for several hours.

In the biggest pan you can find:

Dump in some olive oil, enough to coat the bottom.
toss in a couple pork neck bones (yes, really) and brown.
When they're browned add some garlic (threeish cloves) and about half an onion, both in teeny tiny pieces, sautee.

Once those are done dump in about six of the big cans of tomato puree. NOT SAUCE, puree. If you're psycho like me you can also use home canned tomatoes and just put them through the blender or food processor first, and strain out the seeds and skins.

Now the spices. Leave them out, you may want to adjust as you cook. I use dried.

A couple bay leaves
A healthy amount of oregano (couple tablespoons at least)
basil (tablespoon? half tablespoon? up to you!)
parsley (very little... a couple shakes)
crushed red pepper (holy god don't be stingy... I go for two, three tablespoons to start, and add more later)
chili powder (maybe a tablespoon)
(the last two were my addition)

I also tend to add garlic powder as it cooks, depending on how strong the garlic I started out with was.

Simmer it for a loooong time. Two, three hours. Stir frequently. Keep it covered with the lid at an angle for steam to escape. Keep the heat super low so it doesn't burn.
Adjust seasonings as you go. I always end up dumping in more oregano and pepper.

After that point you can add your (cooked!) meats... sausage, meatballs, whatever.

Simmer another hour or so over the lowest heat you can manage without turning the stove off completely.

Serve over your favorite pasta with cheese. I like ziti, but that's just me. Watch out for the bay leaves and pork bones!
So, how do we post? Do we send to you?
posted by mudpuppie 27 September | 00:44
or post here and I'll add it.
or I can just give out the password.
posted by kellydamnit 27 September | 00:46
I sense some major goofing-off in my future.

The Metachat Book, Volume 2, should be a cookbook.

(with test chefs and everything!)
posted by mudpuppie 27 September | 00:47
Damnit kelly, that's a fine piece of work you did! I had completely missed the early recipes you added in. Thanks.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 27 September | 00:47
Neat!

Scroll to the bottom of this page to see the course I'm taking the end of November. As an official Idiot In the KitchenTM I'm terrified and excited in equal measure.
posted by dobbs 27 September | 03:24
You're wonderful, kellydamnit! I've added it to the left sidebar.
posted by taz 27 September | 04:17
Excellent. Thanks, and stuff.
posted by omiewise 27 September | 08:47
Here is the recipe index from my cooking blog:

http://outofthefryingpan.org/recipes/index.html

Help yourself.
posted by briank 27 September | 09:21
+++ SWEET +++
posted by safetyfork 27 September | 09:21
Kewl- Doohickie Salad is in there! (For variety, it can be prepared with 1/4 cole slaw instead of the snap peas.)
posted by Doohickie 27 September | 09:24
kellydamnit, that is seriously cool.
posted by gaspode 27 September | 09:29
This is great!
posted by soplerfo 27 September | 10:19
This is the best thing EVAR. I love youse all. Seriously, MetaChat gives me more out of a website than I could ever expect...

*genuflects*

*prostrates*

I am giddy, I dig the foods... how do I add recipies?
posted by bdave 27 September | 10:35
*recipes*
posted by bdave 27 September | 10:38
duh just read upward idjit
posted by bdave 27 September | 10:40
Delicious! Thanks!
posted by carter 27 September | 10:42
Glad everyone likes it!!

How about this...
anyone who wants to be able to post drop me an email, and I'll add you on as a blog member. So you'll need to have, or make, a blogger account.
That work?
posted by kellydamnit 27 September | 11:21
Word.
posted by bdave 27 September | 11:29
Okay, awkward - but please remove my Fried Okra "recipe". That wasn't meant so much as to be an actual recipe as an admission that I don't know how my grandmother made fried okra.

While I suppose you could conceivably follow the very rudimentary steps I threw together, it probably wouldn't make a very good dish. In fact, to actually fry okra kind of like I said in that post, you need to mix the flour and the cornmeal together with the salt and pepper. Most recipes I have seen also call for at least a little egg, to help the flour/cornmeal mix stick to the okra pieces. I also have no idea how much of each ingredient to use, or how much oil to cook the stuff in.

Sorry - but otherwise, this was a great idea, and well executed!
posted by yhbc 27 September | 12:15
No problem... what I know about okra can fit on the head of a pin, so I didn't think to question the recipe. :)
posted by kellydamnit 27 September | 12:21
Yay, this is great!
posted by Specklet 27 September | 12:40
Wow! Thank you. This is fantastic.
posted by jrossi4r 27 September | 12:51
This is such a terrific idea Kelly! Thank you!
posted by LeeJay 27 September | 13:10
is the whiskeycake recipe there?

Oh man I love recipes! I need to start cooking again!
posted by Mrs.Pants 27 September | 15:26
Inspired by LeeJay's good news- || This is a song you can listen to.

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