user nomis thought himself a sensation
mocking both hopi and navajo nation
accidental slurs lebanese
left his ass in the breeze
alcohol is his ad hoc salvation

for those with no better rationale
for things moot or empirically pale
justify as you can
through the scope that you scan
but your efforts are hopelessly stale

there once was a dude we call crash
who had coattails all covered in slash
how few can there be
when at last count was three
his handle besmirched in the mash

a dwarf name of lulu has died
from an oversight too bleary eyed
despite warnings for weeks
only bloodstain bespeaks
of a hamster who floated aside

there once was a site i called chat
filled with bullshit and many a hat
at least lies know the truth
and despite a foresooth
some think nonsense is all where it's at

many a bloggers' outrage
with fill page after page after page
but the storm clouds did wreak
all the damage you seek
and i've lost all the work of an age

there once was a girl name of eth
who cared not for the weak epithet
despite seeking to stay
left afar from the fray
fuck with me and you'll meet worse than death

this girl that i mentioned above
hoped to be without harming a dove
with her safety at hand
she may well might disband
if you hate without knowing the love