MetaChat - I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. http://metachat.org/index.php?disp=comments en-US http://backend.userland.com/rss 60 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:14:02 +0000 c112030@http://metachat.org Okay, now "Gunfight at the K-Y Corral" is funny. /has also not seen any of the Best Picture nominees
/has also not seen any of the Best Picture nominees]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112030 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:22:52 +0000 c112036@http://metachat.org It's a rare year that I've seen any of the films nominated for any of the big Oscars. And yet, I still want to watch the awards. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112036 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:26:40 +0000 c112044@http://metachat.org I am uniquely qualified to detest Ann Coulter by not having seen a single one of her shows. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112044 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:29:00 +0000 c112046@http://metachat.org Phillip Seymour Hoffman has vowed to bark his acceptance speech if he wins. I'm crossing my fingers. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112046 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:30:01 +0000 c112047@http://metachat.org I wish someone would shoot that bitch in the back of the head. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112047 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:34:03 +0000 c112051@http://metachat.org Let's try to not let this thread cascade into political virulence. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112051 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:34:29 +0000 c112052@http://metachat.org No wonder she keeps getting fired. She isn't funny. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112052 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:40:45 +0000 c112054@http://metachat.org I don't know why anyone gives a toss about the political motivation of films. I mean surely the reason why Coulter objects is that the liberal elite are trying to brainwash normal right-thinking people. Well I don't know about you guys, but like most people I've seen more than a few films where the message was "it's not money that matters, but how rich you are in your heart" or "it's not how you look on the outside but what's inside that matters", etc. When I look outside my window I'm left with the feeling that these messages against consumerism and shallowness have not been taken on board. Messages in movies don't work.
When I look outside my window I'm left with the feeling that these messages against consumerism and shallowness have not been taken on board. Messages in movies don't work.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112054 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:42:55 +0000 c112056@http://metachat.org Messages in movies just make people feel smug for a few minutes, like they've done something good for the world by sitting on their ass in the dark for 2 hours. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112056 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:45:19 +0000 c112058@http://metachat.org And talking of Brokeback Mountain:
]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112058 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:49:28 +0000 c112060@http://metachat.org George Clooney has been mau-mauing the awards committee by going around boasting that conservatives have called him a "traitor," although I believe the precise term was "airhead." another Coulter lie. Clooney has been called a traitor and a terrorist George Clooney has been mau-mauing the awards committee by going around boasting that conservatives have called him a "traitor," although I believe the precise term was "airhead."

another Coulter lie. Clooney has been called a traitor and a terrorist]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112060 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:50:33 +0000 c112061@http://metachat.org "Gunfight at the K-Y Corral" is funny. mildly -- also, she makes it sound like only gays use K-Y. she is clearly uninformed "Gunfight at the K-Y Corral" is funny.

mildly -- also, she makes it sound like only gays use K-Y. she is clearly uninformed]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112061 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:55:01 +0000 c112064@http://metachat.org she likes it dry. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112064 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:55:14 +0000 c112065@http://metachat.org Ann Coulter is my favorite troll. She has even publicly stated on more than one occasion that she writes what she does specifically to make liberals crazy. She's very good at it. Knows all the buttons to push, and pushes with gusto. I use her for therapeutic purposes, like deep tissue massage or a purgative: whenever I find my outrage cresting, I read a bit of Coulter just to prove to myself that I can still tell the dragons from the gnats. If I can't read her without getting mad, then I know I'm too full of poison to be at my rational best, and hence in dire need of a break. YMMV http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112065 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:56:37 +0000 c112067@http://metachat.org mildly -- also, she makes it sound like only gays use K-Y. In retrospect and with a wider eye at the context, yes, not as funny. But my initial reaction was a chuckle. *shrug* mildly -- also, she makes it sound like only gays use K-Y.

In retrospect and with a wider eye at the context, yes, not as funny. But my initial reaction was a chuckle. *shrug*]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112067 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:56:38 +0000 c112068@http://metachat.org K-Y dries out too quickly. Astroglide is much better. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112068 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 20:00:51 +0000 c112070@http://metachat.org It's raining flo - that's why I posted this. ;) http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112070 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 20:16:42 +0000 c112078@http://metachat.org Also, for the record, I thought "The Magnificent, Fabulous Seven" was funny. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112078 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 20:50:11 +0000 c112091@http://metachat.org It's probably easier to wreck her asshole without the K-Y. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112091 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:12:09 +0000 c112099@http://metachat.org Oh - never ever use hair gel as an anal lubricant prior to anal intercourse. It dries out, gets sticky, and ... er, completely wrecks the rectum. The penis doesn't fare much better, either. /not personal experience; it was a story we managed to extract from an extraoridinarily embarassed friend ever use hair gel as an anal lubricant prior to anal intercourse.

It dries out, gets sticky, and ... er, completely wrecks the rectum. The penis doesn't fare much better, either.

/not personal experience; it was a story we managed to extract from an extraoridinarily embarassed friend]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112099 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:15:55 +0000 c112105@http://metachat.org nearly kiled 'im! http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112105 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:56:11 +0000 c112136@http://metachat.org porpoise: I'm sooo glad you added that note that it wasn't you. Hair gel. Which is designed to dry in place and freeze your hair in a style. I mean, come on.
Hair gel. Which is designed to dry in place and freeze your hair in a style.

I mean, come on.

]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112136 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:59:24 +0000 c112143@http://metachat.org Rectum? I barely even touchedum! http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112143 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:01:25 +0000 c112145@http://metachat.org Still, it's probably better than using Icy Hot. (Not from experience, I'm just making that up.) http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112145 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:02:56 +0000 c112149@http://metachat.org Oh - never ever use hair gel as an anal lubricant prior to anal intercourse. It dries out, gets sticky, and ... er, completely wrecks the rectum. The penis doesn't fare much better, either.But it will leave your pubes in a beautiful quiff. Uh-huh * curls lip * Oh - never ever use hair gel as an anal lubricant prior to anal intercourse.
It dries out, gets sticky, and ... er, completely wrecks the rectum. The penis doesn't fare much better, either.But it will leave your pubes in a beautiful quiff.

Uh-huh

* curls lip *]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112149 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:03:28 +0000 c112151@http://metachat.org This is why I never use hair care products when I have my head up my ass. http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112151 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:17:44 +0000 c112162@http://metachat.org she likes it dry. It protects the centipedes and scorpions. It's probably easier to wreck her asshole without the K-Y. *laughs* But it will leave your pubes in a beautiful quiff. Uh-huh * curls lip * *laughing louder now* This is why I never use hair care products when I have my head up my ass. *laughing uncontrollably now, coffee gushing out of nose* Thanks for the giggles. Damn. she likes it dry.

It protects the centipedes and scorpions.

It's probably easier to wreck her asshole without the K-Y.


*laughs*


But it will leave your pubes in a beautiful quiff.

Uh-huh

* curls lip *


*laughing louder now*

This is why I never use hair care products when I have my head up my ass.


*laughing uncontrollably now, coffee gushing out of nose*

Thanks for the giggles. Damn.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112162 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:15:28 +0000 c112236@http://metachat.org The "official" story was that it was dark and that the guy was really excited when the girl tells him that there's a bottle of lube in the nightstand. Guy grabs the first bottle he gropes from on top of the nightstand. I'm not sure what the moral of the story is but it's got to be either a) don't let a dumbwit fuck you in the ass, or b) keep where you have sex organized and free of hairstyling products. really excited when the girl tells him that there's a bottle of lube in the nightstand. Guy grabs the first bottle he gropes from on top of the nightstand.

I'm not sure what the moral of the story is but it's got to be either a) don't let a dumbwit fuck you in the ass, or b) keep where you have sex organized and free of hairstyling products.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112236 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:17:34 +0000 c112239@http://metachat.org c) Never take it "in the nightstand." http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112239 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:52:27 +0000 c112267@http://metachat.org "At the Movies with Mr. Tight Hole Operations" -- Jeff Gannon "At the Movies with Mr. Tight Hole Operations" -- Jeff Gannon ]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112267 In response to: I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated. Sat, 04 Mar 2006 00:49:08 +0000 c112306@http://metachat.org It protects the centipedes and scorpions. That is the single funniest thing I've read all day. No, wait. Ever. It protects the centipedes and scorpions.

That is the single funniest thing I've read all day. No, wait. Ever.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/03/03/i_am_uniquely_qualified_by_not_having_se#c112306