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            <title>In response to: Dad, this is Facebook...</title>
            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 14:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>I would laugh, but I just know I'll be doing something like this some day . . . .</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>The best part: the phrasing. It's as if I wanted to buy blankets and instead of phrasing it "blankets shopping" or "blankets store" or "blankets price" I phrased it "COVER BED SUPPLIES."</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[The best part: the phrasing. It's as if I wanted to buy blankets and instead of phrasing it "blankets shopping" or "blankets store" or "blankets price" I phrased it "COVER BED SUPPLIES."]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 15:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Oh, I just laughed so hard that my husband asked what was wrong with me.

My mother has been embroiled in a fight with her television, such that she does not understand that her remote needs new batteries even after the EIGHTY FIVE TIMES I have told her. Part of her problem is that she keeps insisting that it needs special NiCads, the ones with the wire and the shrink wrap, even after I've shown her over and over that she just needs AAs. 

This is because she was looking at her cordless phone, not her remote.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Oh, I just laughed so hard that my husband asked what was wrong with me.<br />
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My mother has been embroiled in a fight with her television, such that she does not understand that her remote needs new batteries even after the EIGHTY FIVE TIMES I have told her. Part of her problem is that she keeps insisting that it needs special NiCads, the ones with the wire and the shrink wrap, even after I've shown her over and over that she just needs AAs. <br />
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This is because she was looking at her cordless phone, not her remote.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>My father still types URLs into google after accessing google via its URL.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[My father still types URLs into google after accessing google via its URL.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Oh dear god, this is from Houston.  Please don't judge, this really is a wonderful city full of really cool people.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 19:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>high speed router bits</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[high speed router bits]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 19:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Elsa, exactly!</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Elsa, exactly!]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 22:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>My chicken casserole is missing a bolt. Off to the supply store!</description>
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