http://metachat.org/index.php?disp=comments en-US http://backend.userland.com/rss 60 Mon, 07 Nov 2005 19:27:32 +0000 c55002@http://metachat.org PPS, No I meant safty, not safety, I am trying to phase out superfluous e's and bring back Kirilian Phrenology. http://metachat.org/index.php/2005/11/07/this_week_in_my_pretend_newsletter#c55002 Mon, 07 Nov 2005 20:03:57 +0000 c55023@http://metachat.org Again, I will hlp you in your worthwhil ndavor! Down with th lttr that coms aftr d! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - My newsletter only costs 10.00 to subscribe to! It's all about getting people to read your emails! Learn how to write convincing subject lines in your spam emails so that people will open them! Learn from a master! (that's me) Free tip: Exclamation points are your friend! The right way to craft a convincing subject line: Hi, it's me again! Free iPod! Sorry it took me so long to get back to you! Here's that thing I told you about! Hot teenage sluts!! I left my panties at your place....help! Here's the naked photo of me that you asked for! The wrong way: Want to buy a stolen Rolex? I'm selling Viagra. Hello, I am from Nigeria. Do you need a m-o-r-t-g-a-g-e? Are your sewers backed up? Would you like to add an inch to your penis? Send me the ten dollars and I will sign you up right away!
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My newsletter only costs 10.00 to subscribe to! It's all about getting people to read your emails! Learn how to write convincing subject lines in your spam emails so that people will open them!
Learn from a master! (that's me)
Free tip: Exclamation points are your friend!

The right way to craft a convincing subject line:

Hi, it's me again!
Free iPod!
Sorry it took me so long to get back to you!
Here's that thing I told you about!
Hot teenage sluts!!
I left my panties at your place....help!
Here's the naked photo of me that you asked for!


The wrong way:

Want to buy a stolen Rolex?
I'm selling Viagra.
Hello, I am from Nigeria.
Do you need a m-o-r-t-g-a-g-e?
Are your sewers backed up?
Would you like to add an inch to your penis?


Send me the ten dollars and I will sign you up right away!]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2005/11/07/this_week_in_my_pretend_newsletter#c55023 Mon, 07 Nov 2005 20:33:50 +0000 c55043@http://metachat.org You lost the hope to see your penis in erection again? Super Viagra will change your world. Perhaps I should start a newsletter, all xeroxed and about our holiday trip to Amish country.



Perhaps I should start a newsletter, all xeroxed and about our holiday trip to Amish country.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2005/11/07/this_week_in_my_pretend_newsletter#c55043 Mon, 07 Nov 2005 21:34:43 +0000 c55068@http://metachat.org Where would you get a Xerox machine in the Amish country? http://metachat.org/index.php/2005/11/07/this_week_in_my_pretend_newsletter#c55068 Mon, 07 Nov 2005 21:39:39 +0000 c55069@http://metachat.org The Amish have Xeroxs, don't believe the hype. As soon as there aren't any "English" around they're photoblogging and zooming around on their segways with the best of them. http://metachat.org/index.php/2005/11/07/this_week_in_my_pretend_newsletter#c55069 Tue, 08 Nov 2005 00:57:28 +0000 c55115@http://metachat.org I used to write a fake newsletter for my dorm. it was the most foulmouthed rag most people had ever seen. good times good times. it ended up in the urinal often, so one issue featured a bullseye they could aim for. http://metachat.org/index.php/2005/11/07/this_week_in_my_pretend_newsletter#c55115 Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:07:42 +0000 c55142@http://metachat.org What? Nobody's said "I find your views interesting and wish to subscribe to your newsletter" yet? Or should that be: "I find your viws intrsting and wish to subscrib to your nwslttr"? "I find your views interesting and wish to subscribe to your newsletter" yet?

Or should that be: "I find your viws intrsting and wish to subscrib to your nwslttr"?
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