http://metachat.org/index.php?disp=comments en-US http://backend.userland.com/rss 60 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:16:14 +0000 c357210@http://metachat.org What a trend we have in Jesus, indeed. "Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand... Show that you support the 'culture of life' by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans." Did I already say "insane"?
"Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand...

Show that you support the 'culture of life' by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans."

Did I already say "insane"?]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357210 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:20:23 +0000 c357215@http://metachat.org OTOH, p'raps they're not too serious about it all: anti-masturbation creme in a delightful coconut scent. anti-masturbation creme in a delightful coconut scent.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357215 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:34:05 +0000 c357216@http://metachat.org Repeat after me: THERE'S NO SARCASM TAG IN HTML. (but there really should be)
THERE'S NO SARCASM TAG IN HTML.

(but there really should be)]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357216 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:41:59 +0000 c357220@http://metachat.org Armed Fetus would be a great band name. I'm just saying. http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357220 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:45:31 +0000 c357222@http://metachat.org Here's the start of my thing to ornament and for haunaukkah
and for haunaukkah
]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357222 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:10:41 +0000 c357224@http://metachat.org Jesus continually defies attempts by humanity to nail him down. Yep, she has a sense of humour alright. Note to the confused:This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a satire, but it is also a real product (emphasis mine) A satire far beyond the bounds of good...well, anything...but a satire nonetheless. eth, I would love to see your decorated light sculpture thingamabob when it's done. What a promising start. Jesus continually defies attempts by humanity to nail him down.

Yep, she has a sense of humour alright.

Note to the confused:This is a real product, from a real site. The product is a satire, but it is also a real product (emphasis mine)

A satire far beyond the bounds of good...well, anything...but a satire nonetheless.

eth, I would love to see your decorated light sculpture thingamabob when it's done. What a promising start.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357224 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:17:51 +0000 c357228@http://metachat.org Their fridge magnets are awesome! http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357228 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:23:41 +0000 c357231@http://metachat.org There's a lot more going on already but pulling out th camera and making it function is too much of a pain in the ass right now. There's a lot more going on already but pulling out th camera and making it function is too much of a pain in the ass right now.
]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357231 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:25:33 +0000 c357235@http://metachat.org Jesus Christ, i need my stocking stuffed. my stocking stuffed.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357235 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:31:16 +0000 c357236@http://metachat.org I can not express how relieved I am that my worst fears about Dominion Evangelism were misplaced. http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357236 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:41:40 +0000 c357252@http://metachat.org Dude. I want to buy a tree and 20 or 30 of these nifty ornaments, half in the "brown" color, of course, and seriously deck the halls. It would be so awesome. Alas. When I'm really super-rich and can waste tons of money on things of this sort, I'll be up to a lot more wacky hijinx.
Alas. When I'm really super-rich and can waste tons of money on things of this sort, I'll be up to a lot more wacky hijinx. ]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357252 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:03:43 +0000 c357258@http://metachat.org Jesus Christ, i need my stocking stuffed. So stealing that for use as a pick up line. Jesus Christ, i need my stocking stuffed.

So stealing that for use as a pick up line.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357258 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:07:41 +0000 c357260@http://metachat.org Also, there are so many things I see that I would love to get for various friends of mine. My tattoo artist, in particular, has that deep love of religious kitch that one can only get when they don't grow up Catholic. He'd go nuts for that lock-and-load Jesus mouse pad (and has done a velvet version of that painting with Elvis in place of Jesus for his latest gallery show). And I think my roommate needs anti-masturbation cream. Just to make him confused and scared.
And I think my roommate needs anti-masturbation cream. Just to make him confused and scared.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357260 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:55:24 +0000 c357266@http://metachat.org i heard it's more like a wizard's sleeve. Finger nun sounds more like a command. Finger nun sounds more like a command.]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357266 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:00:03 +0000 c357268@http://metachat.org This really is the link that keeps on giving. This really is the link that keeps on giving.
]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357268 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:16:19 +0000 c357291@http://metachat.org For the anti-masturbation cream, it says: 5 oz. of soothing anti-masturbation cream. Keep applying until you get relief. Now, what makes me think that this product might not work?
5 oz. of soothing anti-masturbation cream. Keep applying until you get relief.

Now, what makes me think that this product might not work?
]]> http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357291 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:09:13 +0000 c357305@http://metachat.org This ornament, it vibrates? http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357305 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:48:56 +0000 c357329@http://metachat.org Those fridge magnets. Must have. Now. http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357329 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:12:35 +0000 c357416@http://metachat.org I wish I wasn't the only irreverent person in my family - they'd all get magnets. http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/12/04/deck_the_halls#c357416