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            <title>In response to: Screech Does Porn</title>
            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Oh dear god no.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<em>word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."</em><br />
<br />
Oh dear god no.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>I'm with item. Wanna go halves on shotguns and a bunker to wait out armageddon?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm with item. Wanna go halves on shotguns and a bunker to wait out armageddon?]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>What's the bunker for?  To preserve our bodies after we blow our brains out?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[What's the bunker for?  To preserve our bodies after we blow our brains out?]]></content:encoded>
            <link>http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/09/27/screech_does_porn#c206045</link>
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            <title>In response to: Screech Does Porn</title>
            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Add dirty sanchez to the list of things I didn't know about until MetaFilter.

And also:

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
SCREECH?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Add dirty sanchez to the list of things I didn't know about until MetaFilter.<br />
<br />
And also:<br />
<br />
WHAT.<br />
THE.<br />
FUCK.<br />
SCREECH?]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>I heard that this morning.  Between Anna Nicole and this, this week keeps getting weirder and weirder.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[I heard that this morning.  Between Anna Nicole and this, this week keeps getting weirder and weirder.]]></content:encoded>
            <link>http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/09/27/screech_does_porn#c206048</link>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>What would Mr. Belding say?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[What would Mr. Belding say?]]></content:encoded>
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            <title>In response to: Screech Does Porn</title>
            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Ok, so is the moustache on Screech or the two women?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Ok, so is the moustache on Screech or the two women?]]></content:encoded>
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            <title>In response to: Screech Does Porn</title>
            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>^</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_sanchez">^</a>]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>My favorite part of that wikipedia article is "what noel does to tony" in the "see also" section.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[My favorite part of that wikipedia article is "what noel does to tony" in the "see also" section.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>I forwarded this to some friends at the office, and one guy, who I had no idea was so naive, or such a dumbass, blurted out, so the whole third floor could hear, "What's a Dirty Sanchez?"

Fortunately, all senior management works on the fourth floor, and so do I.  </description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[I forwarded this to some friends at the office, and one guy, who I had no idea was so naive, or such a dumbass, blurted out, so the whole third floor could hear, "What's a Dirty Sanchez?"<br />
<br />
Fortunately, all senior management works on the fourth floor, and so do I.  ]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Of course my kids still watch the show in reruns.  I now get uncontrollable giggles when "Screech" is on screen.

*although I've heard rumors for years that he's..um...built*

This will probably have a brief novelty lifespan, like when that guy "Bobbit" made a movie to prove it still worked after his wife cut it off.  Any one remember that debaucle?

*not that I've seen it, of course*  </description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Of course my kids still watch the show in reruns.  I now get uncontrollable giggles when "Screech" is on screen.<br />
<br />
*although I've heard rumors for years that he's..um...built*<br />
<br />
This will probably have a brief novelty lifespan, like when that guy "Bobbit" made a movie to prove it still worked after his wife cut it off.  Any one remember that debaucle?<br />
<br />
*not that I've seen it, of course*  ]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>You mean Frankenpenis?

Oh, also - Ten inches, flaccid.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[You mean <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140058/">Frankenpenis</a>?<br />
<br />
Oh, also - <a href="http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tv/screech-is-packing-180442.php">Ten inches, flaccid.</a>]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>umm...what IS a dirty sanchez?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[umm...what IS a dirty sanchez?]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>You don't want to know.  However, if you can't help yourself, look here and do a page search.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[You don't want to know.  However, if you can't help yourself, look <a href="http://www.subgenius.com/updates/5-99news/X0027_the_dirty_sanchez_et.html">here </a>and do a page search.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>... or you could look at the much better link provided by LarryC.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[... or you could look at the much better link provided by <a href="http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/09/27/screech_does_porn#c206068">LarryC</a>.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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