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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Metafilter is becoming more and more like a monstre sacré of postmodernism wanking.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Metafilter is becoming more and more like a <em>monstre sacré</em> of postmodernism wanking.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Use as directed. Consult a physician if snarking occurs. May cause quonsarism. Offer void in the Virgo Supercluster.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Use as directed. Consult a physician if snarking occurs. <a href="http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/06/01/i_think_a_lot_of_us_on_the_job_can_relat#c161010">May cause quonsarism</a>. Offer void in the Virgo Supercluster.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>i was promised "free quonsar"</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[i was promised "free quonsar"]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>wait, wait. ^ is that really monsignor cardoso?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[wait, wait. ^ is that really monsignor cardoso?]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Must take a dios with the quonsar.  May cause stomach upset.

(Hi Miguel)</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Must take a dios with the quonsar.  May cause stomach upset.<br />
<br />
(Hi Miguel)]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Holy shit. It's a Miguel. Is it the real thing? Let's taste and find out...


Are you sure you're not mixing up your surrealism with your dadaism, and maybe your situationism? 

Postmodernism never really held any appeal to me. I mean, how can you be postmodern, anyway? Isn't tomorrow always a day away?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Holy shit. It's a Miguel. Is it the real thing? Let's taste and find out...<br />
<br />
<br />
Are you sure you're not mixing up your surrealism with your dadaism, and maybe your situationism? <br />
<br />
Postmodernism never really held any appeal to me. I mean, how can you be postmodern, anyway? Isn't tomorrow always a day away?]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Let's test and find out. Miguel, tell us about all the different kinds of Portuguese sex. Either that, or mix us a cocktail.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Let's <strong>test</strong> and find out. Miguel, tell us about all the different kinds of Portuguese sex. Either that, or mix us a cocktail.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>I vote for a Portuguese sex cocktail!</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[I vote for a Portuguese sex cocktail!]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>This is the nicest thing anybody on MetaFilter has ever said about me.
Except it's not the lambada, it's SUPPOSED to be the hokey pokey.

Wait a minute...

Who was that masked gentleman in the smoking jacket?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://metatalk.metafilter.com/mefi/11989#317008">This is the nicest thing anybody on MetaFilter has ever said about me.</a><br />
Except it's not the lambada, it's SUPPOSED to be the hokey pokey.<br />
<br />
Wait a minute...<br />
<br />
Who was that masked gentleman in the smoking jacket?]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>MIGS!?

*bursts into tears of joy*</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[MIGS!?<br />
<br />
*bursts into tears of joy*]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>The Migsmeister is here! Happy dance! Happy dance!</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[The Migsmeister is here! Happy dance! Happy dance!]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>Even I have heard of Miguel (rumours of his demise seem to have been premature). Welcome to the place where people don't wank. Not in any way previously known, at any rate. 

i have a quonsar knock-off. You can't tell the difference, honest. Well..... unless you push it over; mine doesn't bounce back, so I keep it in a large fishbowl up to its  ankles in sand.


wendell...  warty cocks?  You, my dear, are in serious need of some quality nicety.  </description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[Even I have heard of Miguel (rumours of his demise seem to have been premature). Welcome to the place where people don't wank. Not in any way previously known, at any rate. <br />
<br />
i have a quonsar knock-off. You can't tell the difference, honest. Well..... unless you push it over; mine doesn't bounce back, so I keep it in a large fishbowl up to its  ankles in sand.<br />
<br />
<br />
wendell...  warty cocks?  You, my dear, are in serious need of some quality nicety.  ]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>It can't be the real Miguel; everyone knows there's no space in his name.</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[It can't be the real Miguel; everyone knows there's no space in his name.]]></content:encoded>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 14:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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            <description>No wanking?</description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/01/18/what_s_your_most_embarrassing_story#c91001">No</a> <a href="http://metachat.org/index.php/2006/05/21/hear_quonsar_wank_wank_quonsar_wank">wanking?</a>]]></content:encoded>
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