User:Boringpostcards

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Boringpostcards is neither boring nor a postcard. However, if you spring for postage you can tattoo a touristy scene on his belly and ship him home to your mom. He lives in Atlanta and spins a mean Radio Mecha set.

Sometimes, people tell him he looks like Kevin Smith. It's not a comparison he's very happy about.

Boringpostcards is a highly-flammable pyrotechnic device that should not be used around children, goats or the neighbor dog. Boringpostcards should only be administered by licensed professionals, and with all proper safety precautions present.