User:Matildaben

Matildaben lives in Seattle. Her real name is not Matilda. It is also not Ben. She is widely respected for her MeCha DJ talents, her ability to mix a martini with a thin layer of ice on top, her mystique, her willingness to apologize after derailing your AskMeta thread, and for having a prodigious booty. There is widespread speculation on her willingness to shake it. She also makes great mix CD's for the Black People Who Love jonmc to dance to.